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Jizzy Jay

I Can't Love Ya, Coz I Don't Like The Man I Am

About Me

I was designed to eat ice cream and to have people buy me ice cream. If you listen to Zradio you will enjoy your life alot more. Please give me kisses. I will buy you little things. So little will these things be that you won't even know I bought them. Oh Yeah!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A warthog, Art Baker, A drunken Mongoose, a beautiful ice cream gathering princess, A bike that doesn't breakNow here's your chance to make me feel awkward and wished that I'd... never.. gone on this space

My Blog

CONTEST!!!!!!!!!

Who can guess how many times I can get hit by a car this year whilst riding my bike. Today it was in the heart of Point Breeze Philly, where to next?You tell me, and you'll win something pretty cool f...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:21:00 GMT

Submarine Blues11

Volume .1-Issue .11 "Road Dog" "Sneaky Pete's Gas-n-Treats" was the name of the place where I found my next rider. I walked over to the station; none of the owners of the vehicles outside were aroun...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:40:00 GMT

Submarine Blues 12

Volume .1-Issue .12 "The Hell Ride" It wasnt long before I caught my first bug in the mouth. It almost made it down my esophagus, but my uvula got in its way. I spit the son of a bitch out. Lit...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 14:00:00 GMT

Submarine Blues 10

Volume .1-Issue .10 "Clock Work" ANGRGRGGRR!!! (Alarm clock) Where am I? What is this place? Where's Nic? Am I hurt? I held my head by the sides and squeezed hard trying to remember where I...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jul 2005 20:54:00 GMT

Submarine Blues 9

Volume .1-Issue .9 "Detective Dmiterchik" The glow of the television was the only warmth left in my room. The A/C was turned to MAX on the dial. The other night I thought I broke the thing tryin...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jun 2005 17:23:00 GMT

Submarine Blues 8 Part 2

Volume .1-Issue .8 "Hashbrowns Over Easy" Part 2 She inquired about my needs again, "Will that be all? She was still speaking pleasantly and her 1950's Hollywood appearance seemed to have warped...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jun 2005 15:31:00 GMT

Submarine Blues 8

Volume .1-Issue .8 "Hashbrowns Over Easy" Part 1 'I'm awake, and I'm still in one piece.' I sat up quick, with lots of disorientation. You know when you wake up knowing you're late for som...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 18:05:00 GMT

Submarine Blues 7

Volume .1-Issue .7 "Horrible Dreams" I smelled burning metal. I couldn't see anything. 'Was I dead?' I asked my self. This must be what death is like. A void of nothing, a Doppler Affect like soun...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Oct 2004 15:59:00 GMT

Submarine Blues 6

Volume .1-Issue .6 "A colt .45 was jammed into my mouth" A man sat at the wheel with a look of uncertainty in his eyes. His skin looked blue, and his breathing seemed to have stopped completely. He ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Oct 2004 05:57:00 GMT

Submarine Blues 5

Volume .1-Issue .5 "I'm cold and wet, do you hear what I'm saying?" I jumped up into the dark truck cab and started to close the door. When without warning, a cold as ice, boney hand grabbed my arm. ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Oct 2004 18:37:00 GMT