Sexy Brian

I am Sexy Brian....some people don't like to call me sexy, and im not too sure why. i hate thinking of crap to put in the "about me" section. i think the internet is the devil, but i don't give him a hard time about it, cuz everyone has to make a living. even if it involves stealing souls and using massive amounts of energy, produced by russian baby fetus' to do simple tasks like flush his electric toilet, or run his hair dryer. but, on a different note, im pretty sure i can be too nice, and i should stop. atleast before i end up a billion dollars in debt, with one arm, half a kidney, and a dozen half starved, blood thirst, ferrets. once i stayed up for three days, just to see if i could....i have no sympathy for stupid people cuz they piss me off. and be sure to remember the wise Mr. T, he was always sayin somthing about drinkin your milk, eatin your veggies, and kickin ass like a big black man with a tri-fro-hawk, and thirty pounds of gold around your neck....wasn't he? So, there u go people the story of "About me," staring Bob Barker, as Mr. T. i hope u liked it, and have a safe drive home to your refridgerators.

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