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Richard

Permanent for me is as long as a sharpie lasts on skin

About Me

Old plans out the winder. I am gonna find the golden child and the goonies treasure ship that sailed away. This begins on the ripe day of December 5th 2008. So if anyone has any hot leads let me know. I beat mario brothers one and three with my toes when i was in fifth grade. I lose everthing all the time so never give me or ask me for anything. Because of this I dont settle for anything but I settle for everything. Plant a plant you like no matter if it is Oak tree or a dandelion. I am gonna name my two boys John Henry (The folk tale legend who built railroads and died beating the machine) and Casey Jones (Another folk tale legend who drove locamotives). Their nicknames will be A-curn and jum-buh-LIE-uh Jones. My pet pot bellied pigs are gonna be called paint chips and fannie pack. I still like the word squash. With a word like Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia how can you not have a fear of long words. I like oranges but hate orange juice, I love milk but hate buttermilk and I love tomatoes but hate ketchup. And since i cant throw up am i part of the horse species. Favorite quotes: 1. If a giraffe has a average of a 26 pound heart does that mean it is nicer because it has such a big heart. 2. Are all tunnels underground? 3. NO i do not write in a diary that is what girls write in, I write in a journal aka diary.

My Interests

Sweet Tea, Good burbon, worn out t-shirts, mooshy fries, camping, pictures, and dive bars UPDATE: Foosball, Ideas of conflicting interests, and elaborate myspace comments consisting of pseudo/partial realistic stories about lifes transitions.

I'd like to meet:

A goldfish that could talk because you can tell him the same joke every three seconds and he would laugh or you could be really mean and then really nice then really mean and he would always forget. The almighty relentless makers of Wild Turkey. The man who came up with the idea, random is not really random (I think that is me but i still cant explain exactly how it isnt really random )

Music:

As of lately, Drive by Truckers, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Wicked Soundtrack, Ryan Adams, Blind Melons first album, Deftones, Tool, Ray lamontagne, Lucero and Nims.

Movies:

Still the same: Usuall Suspects, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, Die Hard, and Boondock Saints

Television:

Family Guy of course, Friday Night Lights, Hereos and Some chick show called Greys Anatomy.

Books:

The master of war, Wicked (and most of the books by that author),back into Patrica Cornwell, Outside magazine, and Intro to spelling and grammer.

Heroes:

The Momma Dukes (Mrs. Diane to those who know her) and the G.I. Jew

My Blog

Give props where props are due.

If you don't know Bill Schimpf you should. He is a great friend and an amazing photographer. http://www.flickr.com/photos/schimpf/Have a good time and only 101 and above.
Posted by Richard on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:41:00 PST

Pictures by Bill Schimpf

My friend Bill Schimpf took the photo that is my default picture. I have always loved pictures but he has taken my love to another level. Take a look at his stuff on flickr.com search twenty six-inche...
Posted by Richard on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST