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***Tucker***

De-evolution. Seriously.

About Me


About me; I am currently de-evolving. Everything I have come to learn and all the wisdom I have accumulated. Gone. Bit by bit. ONe piece at a time. I am going backwards. Unlearning. Widdershins.
Have you seen in your tour of Japan [America/Earth] many a young man with an unkempt hair, dressed in the shabbiest garb, carrying in his hand a large cane or a book, stalking about the streets with an air of utter indifference to mundane things? He is the shosei (student), to whom the earth is too small and the heavens are not high enough. He has his own theories of the universe and of life. He dwells in castles of air and feeds on ethereal words of wisdom. In his eyes beams the fire of ambition; his mind is athirst for knowledge. Penury is only a stimulus to drive him onward; wordly goods are in his sight shackles to his character. He is the repository of loyalty and patriotism. He is the self-imposed guardian of national honour. With all his virtues and his faults, he is the last fragment of Bushido.
Gi - Rectitude
Yu - Courage
Jin - Benevolence
Rei - Respect
Makoto - Honesty
Meiyo - Honor
Chugi - Loyalty
I daydream alot.
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
--Carl Spackler
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
"You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."
-- Buddha
"Limitless like the ocean are your excellent qualities."
-- Dalai Lama
"Attach no importance to leaving this life."
-- Samurai
"Fate is in Heaven, the armor is on the breast, success is with the legs. Go to the battlefield firmly confident of victory, and you will come home with no wounds whatever. Engage in combat fully determined to die and you will be alive; wish to survive in the battle and you will surely meet death. When you leave the house determined not to see it again you will come home safely; when you have any thought of returning you will not return. You may not be in the wrong to think that the world is always subject to change, but the warrior must not entertain this way of thinking, for his fate is always determined."
--Uesugi Kenshin (1530-1578)

My Interests



Bushido
People
Music
Film
Skateboarding
Frisbee Golf
Aliens
Fine Art
My Kung Fu (all martial arts)
Pin-up Art
Hovering five inches above ground
Green
Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Reflexology
Curly Blonde Haried Girls that wear Stetson Summer Cowboy Hats and Drive Big Old Pick Up Trucks
Climbing Trees
Corned Beef and Cabbage
Running and Jumping in the City Like That Guy In the Commercial
Cultures and Social Groups
Lacey Open-Toed Womens Shoes with the Ankle Strap
Thinking Deep
Philosophy
Earth
Ancient Civilizations
The Future Civilizations That I Dreamed Up Myself
The Art of Screen Printing
Guitar
Stickers
Guitars covered in Stickers (mine)
Bonsai Trees
Chi
Dottie From Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Art Of Film Photography (no digital please)
The Arizona State Flag
Hiking
Rock Climbing
Just Climbing Anything (I like to climb)
Curling (sliding rocks across ice)
Graffiti Art (especially on trains)
Hot Tubs
Ocean Swimming
Lawn Chair in Front of the Lake with Good Company
Mohawks
Thigh High Nylons
Babes Photo Hunt on Game at Bar
Wordster on Game at Bar
Chuck Taylors (black high-top)
Breaking Things (especially glass)
Driving Wreckless (not fast, just nuts)
Wheelies
Green Machines
Comic Book Art
Sunday Comics
Melting Plastic for the Smell
The Smell Of Skunk On The Side Of The Highway
The Smell Of Bacon Frying
The Smell Of Popcorn
The Smell Of A Woman
Long Drives Through Scenic Places On A Beautiful Sunday Afternoon
Determing The Fall Of The American Empire
Starting My Music Video Channel That Would Revolutionize Videos
Reading Comments Left on My Profile Page
Reading My Friends Blogs and Bulletins
Laughing At People at the Mall
Live Music, Live Music, Live Music
Devo
Free Music (The way it Should Be)
Playboy Magazine (preferably pre 2000)
70's Bush
Tattoo Free Women
Sleep
Quality Time
Wasted Time
Time

Jesus

I am worth $1,314,500 on HumanForSale.com

I'd like to meet:



"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another." -Frank Zappa

DEVO

Hugh Hefner

Pee Wee and Dottie

Dave Grohl

Elvira

Phoebe Cates

Brooke Shields

Music:



To name a few.. . .. ..The Pixies
Descendants
Beatles
Lush
Beastie Boys, Devo, S.O.D., Flaming Lips, Hank Williams, Hank III, Jurrasic 5, Zero Skills Inc., Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Modest Mouse, Bad Religion, moe., Umphrey's McGee, Fear, The Cure, D.R.I. Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Rivers, Reverend Horton Heat, Spot 1019, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, Johnny Horton, Michael Jackson, The Jackson Five, 311, Wanderjahr, The Fuzz, Honest D Smith and the Steel Reserve, Steppin' in it, Elvis Pressly, Elvis Hitler, The Smiths, Smoking Popes, The Muffs, Propaghandi, Minor Threat, The Cramps, The Misfits, Janes Addiction, Queens of the Stonage, Luscious Jackson, Elbow, All, Talking Heads, Siouxsie and the Banshee's, The Dead Milkmen, Cheese, A String Cheese Incident, Loretta Lynn, Johnny Cash, Wierd Al, Kraftwerk, Madness, Queen, Def Leppard, Anthrax, Tribe Called Quest, The Meatmen, The Meatpuppets, Eek-a-mouse, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Phish, Miles Davis, Twisted Sister, Arrested Development, Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys, Fuckemos, Kiss, The Police, The Cars, The Doors, Havalina Rail Co., The Huntingtons, The Grateful Dead, Richard Cheese, Stevie Wonder, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Slayer, M.O.D., The Streets, The Frogs, Tenacious D, Texas Tornados, Ernest Tubbs, Smashing Pumpkins, Beck, The Kinks, The White Stripes, Primus, David Byrne, The Pretenders, Sublime, Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, Lagwagon, Guttermouth, Black Sabbath, Woodie Guthrie, Arlo Guthrie, The Mamas And The Papas, Mazzy Star, Wally Pleasant, Alice in Chains, SAP, Stone Temple Pilots, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Marvin Gaye, Blues Brothers, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, The Breeders, The Kelly Deal 2000, Frank Black and the Catholics, Del, Deltronic, Del the Funky Homosapien, Gorillaz, Ziggy Marley, North Mississippi All Stars, Men Without Hats, Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, Tanya Tucker, Led Zepplin, Stray Cat's, The Ramones, The Butthole Surfers, The Surf Punks, Reagan Youth, Youth of Today, Circle Jerks, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Tool, Wes Cunningham, The Romantics, Journey, Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Europe, Asia, America, G.G. Allen, Agent Orange, Pat Benetar, Crash Test Dummies, The Dickies, Gwar, The Minutemen, Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, Simple Minds, Green Day, Murphy's Law, Fishbone, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggy Dog, The Donnas, Frank Tovey, Fad Gadget, Elliot Smith, Janis Joplin, Tito and Tarantula, The Gypsy Kings, Simon and Garfunkel, Crotch and the Dickhead Dancers, Negativeland, The Dead Kennedys, Lard, The Allman Brothers Band, The Marshall Tucker Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Saturns Flea Collar, King Crimson, The Exploited, Buster Poindexter, Doug E. Fresh, Whitney Houston, Prince, The Sugarhill Gang, Fishbone, ZZTop, Pink Floyd, Alice Cooper, Dropkick Murphy's, Vincent Gallo, Buck Owens, Flogging Molly, Suicidal Tendencies, Megadeth, Blind Melon, The Loved Ones, The Muppets, Danny Elfman, Oysterhead, The Smalls, SNFU, Voivod, Field Day, Social Distortion, Steely Dan, Ween, King Missle, Mr. Bungle, George Clinton, Cliff Burton, Wall of Voodoo, Jane Monheit, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Marty Robbins, Mogwai, Gene Autry, Tex Ritter, Dave Dudley, The Noodles, The Dames, American Remains, Badshoe, Major Lingo, Mojo Farmers, Tramps and Thieves, The Go Go's, The Moldy Peaches, Bar Grass Revival, Porchgrass, The Clam Diggers, Wolfmother, Kings Of Leon, Bjork, The Shins, The Clash, Black Flag...

Movies:

Star Wars

Flash Gordon

Smokey and the Bandit

Meatballs

Rivers Edge

Tron

Fight Club

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

2001 A Space Odyssey

Caddyshack (my favorite comedy)

Buffalo 66

True Romance

Napoleon Dynamite

Gummo

My Own Private Idaho

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Half Baked

SpaceBalls The Movie

Airplane

Airplane II The Sequel

Six String Samurai

Kill Bill (it's all one movie)

The Hustler

The Godfather

Human Highway

Blue Velvet

South Park

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead

Adventures In Babysitting

Heavy Metal

The Dark Crystal

The Muppet Movie...

Television:

The cartoons:

Beavis and Butthead

Ren and Stimpy

The Simpsons

Family Guy

Futurama

South Park

Sealab 2021

The Brak Show

Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Shows:

Married With Children

Star Trek ~Voyager~ ~Next Generation~ ~Original Series~

Cheers

The Drew Carey Show

Just Shoot Me

Books:

The Bible
Bushido
The Gorinosho
Peace Is Every Step
Conversations With God
All I Need to Know About Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger
The Tree Of Knowledge
Dealing With People You Can't Stand
The Art Of War
Hagakure
The Screenwriters Bible
The Science Of Getting Rich
The Secret
Raising Arizona Screenplay
Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi Annotated Screenplays

Heroes:



My Blog

Positive Trust

The prospects of your future hopes and dreams may leave you feeling thrilled today. Your optimism may be the result of your being able to see the positive side of things, even when they seem uncertain...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:36:00 PST

Cherishing You

Cherishing YouFalling in Love with YourselfMany people, in seeking out love, tend to look outward rather than inward. Yet falling in love with yourself can be just as wonderful an experience as fallin...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:27:00 PST

Read Between The Lines

ALL GREAT ACHIEVEMENT REQUIRES TIME To achieve maximum success accept that progressis made one step at a time. Every big accomplishment is a seriesof little accomplishments. A building is built one b...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:16:00 PST

The Samurai Creed

I have no parents; I make the Heavens and the Earth my parents.I have no home; I make the Tan T'ien my home. I have no divine power; I make honesty my Divine Power. I have no means; I make Docility my...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:26:00 PST

A bit about Bushido

INTRODUCTION Bushido, literally translated "Way of the Warrior," developed in Japan between the Heian and Tokugawa Ages (9th-12th century). It was a code and way of life for Samurai, a class of warri...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:21:00 PST

Eye of the Tiger

FOCUS ON YOUR FUTURE NOT YOUR PAST Your future is a big adventure.Prepare for your future don't live in the past.Savor your good memories,use any bad ones as lessons in life. Carve out a niche for yo...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:47:00 PST

More of that philosophical shite...

YOU DO NOT EXIST FOR YOURSELF Your success depends on the support of other people.The only hurdle between you and what you want to be,is the support of others. Put yourself in another's place,and you...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:13:00 PST

More On The Law Of Attraction

Some proponents of a more modern version of the Law of Attraction claim that it has roots in Quantum Physics. According to them, thoughts have an energy that attracts like energy.[1] In order to contr...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:04:00 PST

Law Of Attraction

1. We all work with one infinite power2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA)3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting4. We are like magnets - like attract like. You become ...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:32:00 PST

The Godai

The first system, dealt with in this article, is known as the Godai or "Five Great Elemental Manifestations." The elemental codes, in ascending order are......chi "earth"... ...sui "water"... ...
Posted by ***Tucker*** on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:01:00 PST