You Are Gonzo the Great 
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!
The Muppet Personality Test
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: John-David McGowan 
Birthday: Aug 9,1973 
Birthplace: Springfield Massachusetts 
Current Location: Nashville TN 
Eye Color: hazel 
Hair Color: Bald(By choice) 
Height: 5ft 11in 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righ 
Your Heritage: Scottish, Irish, English, & french 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat Boots 
Your Weakness: Not saying 
Your Fears: Loneliness and being homeless 
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting to know God more. 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol 
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thank you Jesus 
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands 
Your Bedtime: ????? 
Your Most Missed Memory: My Mom 
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi 
MacDonalds or Burger King: the King all the way 
Single or Group Dates: Single(if I can stinking get one) 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee 
Do you Smoke: Heck NO! YUCK 
Do you Swear: No 
Do you Sing: try not to. Scares the animals 
Do you Shower Daily: try to 
Have you Been in Love: yes 
Do you want to go to College: NO 
Do you want to get Married: Dont ask me that now 
Do you belive in yourself: I try to, I know God does. 
Do you get Motion Sickness: No 
Do you think you are Attractive: 
Are you a Health Freak: no 
Do you get along with your Parents: Did 
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh Yeah 
Do you play an Instrument: Just a Tattoo machine 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes 
In the past month have you Smoked: no 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: if you can call it that 
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' yes 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no 
In the past month have you been on Stage: no 
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no 
Ever been Drunk: yes 
Ever been called a Tease: no 
Ever been Beaten up: yes 
Ever Shoplifted: yes 
How do you want to Die: in my sleep 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A tattoo artist andown my own shop 
What country would you most like to Visit: Scottland 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: green 
Favourite Hair Color: RED 
Short or Long Hair: Long 
Height: any 
Weight: average to fit 
Best Clothing Style: Anything as long as heels are a part of it 
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0 
Number of CDs I own: ? 
Number of Piercings: 2 
Number of Tattoos: Lost count 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing, it all lead me to where and who I am now. 
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God, Tattooing and tattoos. Drawing, Movies & music.
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Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 66% 
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54% 
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50% 
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54% 
Borderline |||||||||||||| 54% 
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% 
Narcissistic |||||| 22% 
Avoidant |||||| 26% 
Dependent |||||||||| 34% 
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 58% Take Free Personality Disorder Test 
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