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Ilya

These vagabond shoes are longing to stray.

About Me

I've been referred to as a vagabond. I take that as a compliment. I travel, and when I dont I think about travelling. I cant answer the question of where I'm from in one sentence. Nor can I tell you where I'm going, but it's fun. I like to tell stories, my stories, for people seem to be very fascinated by all the things I have done and seen in my short life, not to mention that laughing at me is something that everyone does, why not give them a good story to go along with it?! THE CUP IS ALWAYS HALF FULL! I love to drive but I dont have a car. Whatever I do, I do it professionally (but since I dont have a job, I tend to just drink professionally). My intelligence (not arrogance) speaks for itself.

My Interests

Doing anything that allows my friends to tell me that "this stuff can only happen to you"

I'd like to meet:

I like shooting the bull with just about anyone. But as far as famous people go, then Lev Tolstoy (his work directly influenced Gahndi and was passed on to Dr. King) Tolstoy needs to be given credit. Pope John Paul II and Reagan (knocked down the wall-would have at least liked to say thank you). I would like to meet Keith Richards, just to ask him what the afterlife is like, I think he might be the only person on earth that can actually answer that question, and he fuckin ROCKS! A good sparring partner.

Music:

Too many to list. I went through my hip hop stage, but I still dig good old-school and basically anything that comes from Outkast or Common. I went through my deadhead stage, but I ran out of drugs and realized they werent for me. Same goes for Phish. Love classic rock, Floyd, Zep, Dylan, THE STONES, Neil Young, Clapton, Beatles etc. These cats dont need no instructions to know how to rock. Blues are great, Robert Johnson in particular, although Erma, Etta, and the King are phenomenal as well. FUNK, FUNK, FUNK- George Clinton, Isleys, Curtis funkin Mayfield, Sly, and Stevie. Motown is great, from the very beginning to the Jackson 5-it's all gravy. Give me some Zydeco, a little two-step never hurt anyone.

Television:

Old school TV. All in the Family, The Honeymooners, Three's Company, and A-Team. As for the new stuff, well obviously the Simpsons, Family Guy, Curb your Enthusiasm (I just identify with Larry David-ever stand in line at a drive through, on foot? Well I have) Sopranos, and my new favorite show, My Name is Earl-its piss your pants funny. I hate reality tv, it makes me want to vomit-although I do admit I got into the first season of the apprentice (it happens when you have only 4 channels in college) South Park, Daily Show, Always Sunny, and Entourage. And let's not forget Maury, I just cant get enough paternity test shows, makes me laugh.

Books:

The Little Prince! It's a kids book (with pictures) but has lessons for everyone who wants to remain young. And it's an easy read. Night by Elie Wiesel, quite depressing, but very moving. Anything by Tolstoy-although I haven't gotten around to his longer works, I dig short stories. Dostoyevsky is top shelf as well. Russian literature is amazing. Pushkin's Eugene Onegin is the most masterfully written piece of literature (in my opinion) EVER! But only if it's read in Russian. Slaughterhouse Five, and Catcher in the Rye.

My Blog

Only in NY

She knows nothing at all about life, but she knows everything about living! Saw moe. at a 300 person venue-all accoustic. FANTASTIC-I mean these cats have their own music festival and they are playing...
Posted by Ilya on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:21:00 PST