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joel

I am here for Friends

About Me


sometimes, i am right there. but sometimes, i am still just here.

My Interests


global domination

I'd like to meet:


who? i won't know till i do.

Music:


i like all sounds that are sounds that i like

Television:


killed.

Books:

The Art of War-Sun Tzu, Mountains Beyond Mountains-Kidder, Autobiography of a Tibetan Monk-Palden Gyatso, Pride and Prejudice-Austin, Ishmael-Quinn, harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

Heroes:


jon marder

terry cooney

My Blog

the secret of the universe

is probably a multiple of 7.
Posted by joel on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:31:00 PST

standing room only

    the perceived threat from invisible aliens remains at the forefront of our nation's consciousness. cultures are shunned, phones are tapped, and paranoia is hailed as the only morali...
Posted by joel on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:18:00 PST

digital dream

ever wonder what computers are thinking about when they go to sleep? no? ok, everyone go here and download the screensaver. it is a collective dreaming software that runs on computers as they sleep, s...
Posted by joel on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

i was an atheist, you wore the crucifix

i thought i had something to say here, but i think it's all been said.so...inertia creeps, moving up slowly.i'm here for y'all, as you've been for me.
Posted by joel on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:58:00 PST

les bontemps rouler

    happy mardi gras, folks.
Posted by joel on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST

revival


Posted by joel on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:26:00 PST

enjoy your tryptophan

in other words, happy exploitation day. once a year we gather our families together to give thanks for all the beautiful things we have wrenched from the hands of ancient cultures over the course of o...
Posted by joel on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength

(thanks for the subject, conor) yesterday, president bush signed into law the Military Commissions Act, which effectively removes the basic right of habeas corpus (the right to not be arrested an...
Posted by joel on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

the hanging was expected; it was the swinging that wasn't

as jackie pointed out, today marked the day i left the innocent shores of my mid-twenties behind forever. goodbye youth, hello late-twenties and whatever lies beyond in the deep, vast wetness that is ...
Posted by joel on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:35:00 PST

you never know...

everyone has something they want to happen, and everyone experiences the possibility that something unexpected will happen to them. either of these things may occur at literally any time. if you expec...
Posted by joel on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST