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Kyle

You ain't got nothin' to lose but your virginity

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John Tucker goes to my High School. I'm just an orch dork, but John still says hi to me in the hallways. John Tucker gets all of the girls! I'm pretty jealous of him, but how can you not like a guy that is so cool!
I also live in John Tucker's neighborhood. Sometimes we hoop together. I can tell John doesn't like picking me to play on his team, but he's still pretty cool about it. He sometimes even passes me the ball when I'm open underneath the basket, even when i fumble it for a few seconds and eventually lose it out of bounds, like Stromile Swift did with the Rockets last year. Just like Stromile Swift, God gave me flippers for hands.
We also have Calculus BC together. John sits next to me and cheats on tests and quizzes. I let him cheat because he sometimes picks me for basketball and because he says hi to me in the halls. I make the highest grade in the class because I'm Asian and because Asians are good at math. John makes the second highest in the class because he copies my answers. Everyone in the school thinks he's smart as well as cool. Oh well.
John helped me win president of NHS. He told all the girls in NHS he would go out with them if they voted for me. I'm now president of NHS. Thanks John!
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My Interests

working out, sports, cello, piano, reading books, watching movies, cars, taking chinese classes, going to school, traveling, and writing

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to Meet:
John Tucker's sister

Music:

NPR, all types! i'm looking for some folks to jam with

Movies:

Spirited Away, Moulin Rouge, Braveheart, Gladiator, Princess Mononoke, Shawshank Redemption, Casablanca, The Sixth Sense, Unforgiven, The American President, The Constant Gardener Little Miss Sunshine,

Television:

Inuyasha, Avatar - The Last Air Bender, Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants, Venture brothers

Books:

Anna Karenina, Brothers Karamazov, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man, Of Human Bondage, Portnoy's Complaint, The Floating Opera, Moby Dick, Middlesex, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lolita, A personal matter, The Little Prince, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, Life of Pi, South of the Border west of the Sun

Heroes:

The Silver Surfer, The little Prince, Spongebob, ninjas, pirates, samurais,

My Blog

Friendster, Myspace, thefacebook

I had to look up "swingers" on wikipedia because I don't know what it is.  Evidently, Swingers only applies to couples who look for other couples to have sex with.  I didn't know that.&...
Posted by Kyle on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST