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tim

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i am 22, im sort of unusual, im from hastings but tell everyone im from manchester because its more interesting and the place to be. i have a fetish for Fundamental muslims. im not scene, what ever that is meant to mean, apparently its because i dont wear girls jeans, but i wouldnt want to because where do you put your cock? those boys mincing about in their size 10 top shop skinnys must be eunuchs!!i have only a few friends as i grow up in a missionary camp so moved around alot spreading the good news of the big J.C.!!!i love celebritiesi love charleyi love cock!!I HAVE REALISED THAT I AM EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL AND ALTHOUGH I DO MY BEST TO HIDE IT, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IM THE ULTIMATE CHICHI. WHY AM I SO NEEDY? MORE THERAPY I THINKi smoke 40fags a day, watch 14 hours of sky, and generally dont have a life

My Interests

Drinking brews, smoking fags, watching TV, going to the gym, cooking like Keith

charley, a running theme with my favourite celebs

I'd like to meet:

Whitney, liz and camilla, annabell chong would be interesting to meet, but the smell of yeast would be too overwhelming!
she smells like her flange has fermented.
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Music:

music for the goras, that means no R n B!!!!!

Movies:

"What's Love got to do with it" if you aint seen it you better do it quickly now!!! It aint my favourate film, but youll see tina in a whole different light.

Television:

soaps, soaps, soaps. im quite middle aged so im partial to saturday morning kitchen.

Books:

autobiolgraphys, Jordan is at the top of my list there!! even though she is a sad fucking bitch for marrying that greesy jew peter andre

Heroes:

whitney, i hear shes having a comeback now shes ditched that awful bobby brown

My Blog

webcam wanking

i got a new web cam last week, and the 1 i call so fondly skag is hooked!! i came into my room and there she was with 1 leg on the computer desk thrusting her shaven flange into it. this had become a ...
Posted by tim on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST