Living life backwards |
I want to live my next life backwards:You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.When you get kicked out of the home ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:24:00 PST |
holidays |
Hope everyone had a great Christmas!! I am getting a head start on New Years Eve, I took the whole week off of work. I think it is official, my Raiders officially suck this year, but there...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST |
Four Wheel Drive Study |
The National Transportation Safety Board recently
divulged they had covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in fou...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST |
What up |
Hopefully, everyone likes my jokes at least a little. If they put a smile on your face, then I am doing something right. The Oakland Raiders are not doing so well this year and it kin...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST |
Drunk meeting |
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks: Where are you from? I'm from Ireland, replies the sec...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST |
Dream of laying an egg |
Brad came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and he crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST |
Favorite internet story |
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
"Recently I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person call...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST |
