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Luv S.C.U.D.

Put your hand DOWN, Little Steve!

About Me


I love the moon.
Sometimes I'll talk to you about something random and philosophical that I want to point out for no reason.
I'm really odd.
I like to pretend and put up masks and faces, I like to keep people guessing.
I'm extremely hard to get close to.
I like to write.
I'm anxious, I'm irritable, I'm a bit loopy.
I'm not brilliant and I'm not ignorant.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
It takes a lot for me to respect somebody.
A tortured woman once asked "Is there no way out of the mind?" I ask that same question an awful lot.
I like to learn, to grow, to mature.
I'm diplomatic, I don't like competition and argument.
I have fantastic potential but I'm lazy.
I'd rather be dead than cool.
-Ivana

My Interests


I'm Serbian. and Proud.

Corndogs and Cappuccinos. (Chynna took it 8])

Overcast Days

My Main Hangout. (I took the picture)

and a good Cup of Coffee.

I'd like to meet:

What goes around, comes all the way back around.
Somebody as funny as Angela, as brave as Tina, as brilliant as Chase, as dark as Sarah, as insightful as Kelli, as clever as Dan, as interesting as Denise, and as loyal as Ivan.

but I already met the Fucking Loves of my Life:
.. .."425" .."350"

So I was all like...

Inventory

Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Four be the things I’d been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.

-Dorothy Parker

I FUCKING LOVE MY LIFE.

Music:



Movies:

Life.

Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acid stains you
Drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live
-Girl, Interrupted

it's actually a poem by Dorothy Parker entitled "Resume"

Books:

Books that move me and books that inspire me to be better than what I am. Books that take me away and books that ground me. Books with odd words and books with meaning.

"I should sit on a rock off Cornwall and comb my hair.
I should wear tiger pants, I should have an affair.
We should meet in another life, we should meet in air,
Me and you."

Currently Reading:

Heroes:

The people who mattered.

This is my boyfriend, Dan.
He looks really good in this picture.

danrhymeswithran: around three
danrhymeswithran: we should mate
danrhymeswithran: i mean
danrhymeswithran: mate
Ivana T: HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA

My second-in-command, Angela.

My Blog

The other side of mania

It is not a chemical reaction when you feel it. There are no acids and bases mixing and bubbling inside of your lobes that you can consciously detect. It's all philosophical and therefore partly surre...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:38:00 PST

GENERIC SURVEY, YES!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be fri...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST

Trip to Wonderland

Listen to Trip 2 Wonderland by Nightcore as you read it, it'll make it better. if you don't have it tell me and I'll send it to you. enjoy. The streets are cobbled with green stones. The sky is a maj...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

I am so Deep I could drown in me.

Ok. I know all of you know I'm Deep.Obviously, I'm full of raw emotion and deepness.I've decided to let it all just flow onto the internets.Let's commence.I will start with a series of observations an...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

I crave adventure!

Dear Diary,     Content, pleased, happy? Well, yes. Quite unlike Ivana innit? HAh, yes. My natural habitat is someplace where brooding, whining, or ranting can occur. But since I have b...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

Short Story

had to write it for English so there is like excessivesensory detail..bahaha. I love Sheldon. Sheldon the Great Sheldon Winters was unlike many children. He was as small as a speck of sand on the pla...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

Religionismosity

Alright now I know many of you are freakin confused when it comes to this sticky and controversial subject. And probably just as many of you are wondering what my deal is. Well I feel like explaining ...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:43:00 PST

Things that are Orgasmically Good

Things I like a lot:-Manners, some kind of Diplomacy.-A better vocabulary than "Dank" and "DAZ DA SHYITTE"-Anything British, or of the U.K. -Sipping coffee and reading a fantastic book-Maturity, or ot...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:30:00 PST

juggle-osity.

Dear Blogary (Blog Diary, le duh)   What is it about immature overly-dramatic british books that make me want to write? I don't know. Also, I will be using exuberant british slang for the next couple ...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:55:00 PST

I'm the most badass P.O.G. ever.

Hello world.     Miss me? Yes, Ivana has been hit once again. I got a myspace worm and didn't want it to spread to my friend list so I deleted myself, yes I know I'm gracious. Just buy...
Posted by Luv S.C.U.D. on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:45:00 PST