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piratelickitysplits

All this aggrevation ain't satisfactioning me.

About Me

about me hmmm, well i guess i am a little bitter, but i still sport a mean sense of humor. i can't take too much of life seriously including myself. I can't spell and i suck at geography. i live life vicariously through a lawn gnome. blockedContent allowScriptAccess="never"style='display:none' src=''

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

cowboys, the straight kind, thieves, people who read, whole people, inanimate objects, figments of my imagination, people with dreams. the sid to my nancy.

Music:

i like music, its nice. There aren't many kinds of music i don't like. if its done well and with enthusiam (or really really badly) i like it.

Movies:

i LOVE killer animal movies from night of the lepus on they are all fantastic. anything with a muppet in it is good, if you say a movie is so stupid its funny i'll probably hate it. abbot and costello are geniuses, i don't mind black and white or captions, performance art makes me giggle.

Books:

Ohh so here's the spot where I drag out evrey deep meaningful book i've ever read in order to establish my unique and individual voice. gotcha! I like to read, i read alot, fiction, non, picture books, comic books.I guess one of my FAV-o-RITE authors would have to be MR. Tom Robbins because he is an enigma wrapped in a cat. Or some thing like that.

Heroes:

My hero is the me that i could be if i ever lived up to my own expectations.

My Blog

on endings

it was chilly, the kind of spring morning where you can almost feel things growing under your feet. the whole world making herself new again. from my porch i watched the urgent flow of life coming bac...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:16:00 PST

How did I get here?

There are times in my life when i look around and seriously wonder how i arrived at a certain point. Like when i am 5 feet from lemmy singing buddy holly songs. Hmmmm, never saw that coming.  ...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

on growing up, bigfoot, those 3D pictures and other myths

ok, so since i am in employment limbo i have decided to use my time by sitting around and philosophizing. one of the things that has been on my mind as i wade through literally hundreds of pages of em...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

Good News......... or Fortune Cookies Be Damned

Ok, just to catch everyone up, and because my horoscope said that old friends are waiting to hear from me.............. I got a really great job today, the pay is amazing and it is working on my own d...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:35:00 PST

the long and short of it

Ok, welcome to the first ever "phrases donia is sick to fucking death of this month". number ONE: "you deserve better" included in this phrase is also "i don't deserve you" and "i'm not good enough f...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST

Anyone out there know of anyone hiring?

Heya, folks once again I am in need of assistance. I have decided for my new years I am getting myself a new job. Paying my bills has become more and more difficult and well, I always knew I would hav...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST

and the horse you rode in on.

I just wanted to say a few words about acceptance, it seems to be a key theme lately. It seems what we are willing to accept is one of the things that really defines us as people. The difference betw...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST

this little light of mine.......

Ok, so i just got back from a few, too few, precious days spent in the woods. I swam in a lake and slept under trees, i smelled like wood smoke and human. It got me thinking, why did hunter/gathe...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST

if you could only see whats going on in here........

just a little glimpse inside my psyche for those of you who care. or a reason for the sane amongst us to feel superior. i present............... things i am obsessing about this week. i am making my ...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:22:00 PST

seriously, no, seriously

this little epistle is directed at one person and one person only. i know you are probably sitting there wondering what i'm thinking and the posting of this blog will pique your curiosity. i am not go...
Posted by piratelickitysplits on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:03:00 PST