funnest thinkin joke ever made!
two old friends were just about to tee off at there local golfcoarse then a guy carryin a golf bag called to them "do u mind if i join u my partner didnt show up?"
"sure" the said and they started playin. and they enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. part way around the coarse, one of the friends asked the newcomer "what do u do for a livin?"
"im a hit man" he replyed
"ur jokin!" was the response
"no im not" , he siad reachin into his golf bag, and pullin out a beautiful martini sniper's rifile with a large telescope sight. "here are my tools"
"thats a beautiful telescope sight" said one of the friends. " can i take a look, i think i might be able to see my house from here.""yea i can see my house from here alright, i can see right though my window, wow i can see my wife in the bedroom ha ha ha i can see she's naked, wait a minute! thats my nieghbor in there and hes naked too. that bitch!"
he turned to the hitman "how much do u cahrge for a hit?""ill do a flat rate for u 1000 dollars ever time i pull the trigger."
" can u do two for me now?"
"sure what do u want"
"first shhot my wife she's alwas been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.then my neighbor hes my friend so shhot his dick off to teach him a lesson!"
the hit man took the rifle and took aim, standin perfecly still for a few minutes
"are u goin to do it or not?" said the friend inpatiently
"just be patient" said the hitman "i think i can save u a grand here...."
