sarni

ME, myself and I for the most part, other then that my friends (who are some of the world's finest people), having fun and never being bored, Im a big tee shirt and jeans girl (but they had damn well better be nice jeans!), high heels alwaysss...with the occasional sweat suit. Manicures/pedicures/watching jenna get a brazilion, video tapping the brazilion, drunken myspace profile updates, my furry fleece jacket, over drawing my accounts, my stupid dad and his fat belly, my moms cooking, grasshopper pie, drinking vodka sodasss with a mother fu...ck...ing lime, snow balls, ice skates, peanut butter jelley time, freeezing my friends underware, randy cluckys bon fires, my hammock, red meat even tho im trying to quit, drunken make outs circa 2002 britney spears toxic, big earings, layin in the sun, di di on a sunday, the band hot sundae, jessie spano on drugs, kelly taylor on coke, megan dowlings voice on a sunday, 40 yr old men in a non sexual fashion, skiing with no technique, baths fancy tubs extra bubbles, hair ties, argile sox...with pink, my hand bag collection, my hair, my boobs, the fact that i live 8 million miles away from Bath Maine, hot beef injections from the sign loft, paying for music online, tennis...outfits, my friends loser x bfs, making fun of hippies, uncle jiggs, annie lennox and most other hot ass jams, my underware collection, make up remover on a saturday, my sisiters kids, myspace, facebook, keene state college email/experiances, former walks of shame/strides of pride, my entire college careeeeeer, good bling, diamonds, $2 bills, bottled H2O, parties that are not boring, people that dont smell bad, wild alaskin white salmon, supplies, my bad attitude on mondays, creme brulee, jennica, juicy jeans, uggs circa 2002 yah suck it im never takin them off, almost all my x bfs, tv shows online, not putting out, lobsters, special places in maine, my parents basement, blackouts, not drinking for months at a time, the way I am only interested in myself on a regular basis, maureen biegas, the phippard family, amiccis lunch specials, full moons, bright stars, big clouds, politness, the fact that everyone I ever detested got fat/a coke problem, my eyebrow waxers, uhhhh, fancy dresses, running into people that make awkward moments, drunken chats, water bottles, blistex chapstick (the tirq. kind), the fact that my family has a shaws credit card, sangria, g.o.t.m, throwing parties at erins, erins loft, sandwiches from center store, los angeles CA, swimming pools, padded bras, pearls, good friends, fun friends, old people that dont suck, days of our lives, boys sweatshirts, the way i can fake nice to your face and mean it.