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The Red Dragon

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

one dimensional except when you are wearing 3-D glasses. i play guitar for Shaolin Death Squad, The Spectacle and Post Human. i am totally obsessed with guitars and amplifiers, and my credit card statements reflect that. I am naming my first child Bogner Uberschall O'Hearn even if it is a girl. i don't sleep well. i believe 1+1=0. i actually make money using my degree (just enough to buy pointy guitars). i like what i like. i play a mean air guitar because i throw in deep knee bends, kicks and i spit. i breath air. i eat food. my heart beats. my blood flows...for beer.ShaolinDeathSquad --Posthuman --The Spectacle

My Interests

guitars...and, uh....yeah, that's about it. Oh, and amplifiers...Oh crap, I forgot about Boobs...and not necessarily in that order. So, that's about it...plus a million other things.

I'd like to meet:

i believe that all people are inherently good...so everyone. obviously musicians and music lovers are at the top of the list...namely, people who believe rock should die...people who also believe that Guinness is the black blood of the earth...the Irish...the Italians...and the Irish-Italians...i want to start a syndicate.

Music:

voivod, oingo boingo, mastodon, strapping young lad, esquivel, mr. bungle, sleepytime gorilla museum, estradasphere, secret chiefs 3, jamshied sharifi, ron jarzombeck, cynic, carcass, death, devin townsend, cephalic carnage, zimmer's hole, primus, combustible edison, ephael duath, haste, dillinger escape plan, canderia, ween, moistboyz, cibo mata, leo kottke, bjork, garbage, portishead, zero 7, radiohead...actually any band with the word head in it, mugzu, shaolin death squad, batcastle, battle school launchy, nagual, post human, dr. brainwarp, underground railroad, the house harkonnen, the xenos, king diamond and of course dave brubeck

Movies:

Brazil, holy grail, 12 monkeys, time bandits...is there a pattern here?line association you guess the film: "we want the money Lebowksi", "i don't know! they were damn jammies...they had yodas and shit all over them", "i don't want fop! I'm a dapper dan man!", "i was thinking of the immortal words of socrates who said, 'I drank what?", "you are theeee Abe Froman. The sasuage king of chiago?"run lola run, the cube, tetsuo: the iron man, 2001, event horizon (oooo, scary), 70's porn.anything not, i said not, hollywood...when is california going to fall into the ocean anyway?

My Blog

the god damn House Harkonnen

are a pretty good rock band...go to their site, listen to the music, buy their crap and thank me later.
Posted by The Red Dragon on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

Two New Post Human Joints

myspace.com/posthumanthere are some really "remarkable" moments track names"the made is the maker"and "a jar of unused holy flesh" previously titled: "a jar filled with unused holy flesh owned by some...
Posted by The Red Dragon on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST

our jamie...

taken from an earlier post...I just couldn't let it fade away...and i just noticed that Jamie took my default picture...i guess there are somethings that cannot be taken away as easily as we think.Jam...
Posted by The Red Dragon on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

still not a fan of posting lyrics

but whatever...anyway...enjoy and interpret as you likeIf there was a single day I could live... a single breath I could take I'd trade all the others away. The blood's on the wall, so you'd might as ...
Posted by The Red Dragon on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:26:00 PST

sometimes things just don't go as planned

If you didn't care what happened to me,And I didn't care for youWe would zig-zag our waythrough the boredom and painOccasionally glancing up through the rainWondering which of the buggers to blameAnd ...
Posted by The Red Dragon on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 09:14:00 PST

MORE FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burge...
Posted by The Red Dragon on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 03:46:00 PST

Facts about Chuck Norris that everyone should know

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger,...
Posted by The Red Dragon on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:04:00 PST

The House Harkonnen

is one fucking hell of a rock band...go to their page...leave a message...then kill yourself because you willl never be able to throw down the dualies like The HK!
Posted by The Red Dragon on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:36:00 PST

recollection, pacivity and renewal

i had a dream the other night. it was very fancy and fanciful. all i remember were dark rich colors of an evening sky...it looked as if the clouds were burning...and the moon was on fire....among the ...
Posted by The Red Dragon on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 03:44:00 PST

I think posting song lyrics as a blog is GAY...

...so here are some i'm scared of swimming in the sea dark shapes moving under me every fear i swallow makes me small inconsequential things occur alarms are triggered memories stir i...
Posted by The Red Dragon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST