Fooled for the last time.... |
George Lucas, you suck. I just saw "Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Interdimensional Space Beings in the Big Gold Cave of CGI with Some Crappy Animanted Gophers for Who the Hell Knows Why" and you...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:54:00 PST |
Definitive Proof that I dont look like that Paul Giamatti douche bag |
...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:20:00 PST |
So tell me Doc, if you’re so smart why does it hurt worse now? |
Well I finally had my appointment with shoulder specialist "Butch" Krishnan. (Why does an Indian have to adopt such an over the top American name?) Anyway, my initial prognosis from my regular o...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:17:00 PST |
The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot |
The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot
If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand. I hope you find out what you want. I already know what I am. And if it makes you less sad, we'll start talking...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:46:00 PST |
Death by Rambo |
Death: A Poem by John J. Rambo
I don't want to have to sayWhat it is inside I feelI just grab the closest weaponAnd find something to killI've saved more pacifist white peopleThan you can shake a...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:35:00 PST |
I gotta say it was a good day... |
I got a raise and bigger bonus than I was even close to anticipating today. It will effectively offset all my house issues from the last couple of weeks. Kinda funny how God takes care of you when are...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:40:00 PST |
Kings and Twos |
Kings and Twos
Card sharks got their start playing 5-card in the darkTheir listless poker faces; exhausting all the Aces
Hidden up their sleeves
It's just a den of thieves
Save a bulle...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:32:00 PST |
Jesus Christ |
Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face The kind you'd find on someone who could save If they don't put me away, well... It'd be a miracle. Do you believe you're missing out? That everything good is happ...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:10:00 PST |
See Mike coach. |
Well, I got a phone call today from Randy, the head coach of our volleyball team at the Y. I am his assistant coach. He asked me to take over head coaching effective immediately, so starting tomorrow,...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:28:00 PST |
Peter King, I take umbrage with your superfluous b.s. |
WTF, Peter King?
Who uses the word "somnambulant" in an article about football? Just say "sleepwalking" like everyone else. I know you think you are smarter than the televisio...
Posted by Mike kkjkj on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:40:00 PST |
