Mai tais, my ties, true lies, pretty eyes, those thighs, living life in disguise, being circumsised, looking wise, purple dyes, my eventual demise, cash prize, super size, friends who philosophize, myles nyes, apple pies, token black guys, time to realize, the album hypnotize, the people i idolize, children's cries, sunrise, bbq 'n' fries, rabbis, overcast skies, getting breathalyzed, listening to laundry while it dries, and playing guitar.
Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Robert Johnson, Django Reinhardt, The Who, Cake, Beck, The Allman Brothers, Grand Funk Railroad, Yes, Styx, Sublime, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Queen, Smashing Pumpkins, Guns N Roses, Soundgarden, Cream, Pearl Jam, Talking Heads, Big Sandy & His Fly-Rite Boys, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, T-Bone Walker, The Velvet Underground, The Roots, Snoop Dogg, Elton John, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, North Mississippi Allstars, Audioslave, Beach Boys, Eddie Money, Michael Jackson, Flaming Lips, Jethro Tull, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead, Rolling Stones, Violent Femmes, Al Green, David Bowie, Bill Evans Trio, Marvin Gaye, Outkast, Nevermore, The Pixies, Blind Faith, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Rage Against the Machine, Miles Davis, The Mars Volta, Neil Young, Van Halen, Black Sabbath, Rod Stewart, Tenacious D, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Louis Armstrong, Beastie Boys, Bear Vs. Shark, John Coltrane, Dredg, System of a Down, Stone Temple Pilots, Journey, In Flames, Interpol, My Bloody Valentine, Matisyahu, Alice in Chains, Coleman Hawkins, Lester Young
The Graduate, Bullets Over Broadway, Punch-Drunk Love, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Pulp Fiction, Crimes & Misdemeanors, The French Connection, Chinatown, The Sting, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Once Upon a Time in the West, Midnight Cowboy, Dumb and Dumber, American Splendor, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation., About Scmidt, Manhattan, Bananas, Hannah and Her Sisters, Being John Malkovich, Dazed and Confused, Clerks., Dirty Harry, Donnie Darko, Ed Wood, Forrest Gump, Young Frankenstein, High Anxiety, To Be or Not to Be, Incubus, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, Kill Bill: Vol. 2, The Manchurian Candidate, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Old School, Platoon, Reservoir Dogs, The Purple Rose of Cairo, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Terminator, The Running Man, Commando, Jingle All the Way, Jack Frost, Jack Frost 2, Army of Darkness, T2: Judgement Day, The Silence of the Lambs, Seven Samurai, The Magnificent Seven, The School of Rock, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Sunset Blvd., Total Recall, Citizen Kane, Touch of Evil, The Usual Suspects, Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, Napoleon Dynamite, The Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, etc.
The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, 24, Futurama, Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kids in the Hall, South Park, Family Guy, The Lakers, Cheers, Arrested Development, and the Tour de France
All the King's Men, Without Feathers, My Life by Bill Clinton, anything Calvin & Hobbes, Bart Simpson's Guide to Life, anything by Charles Bukowski, Side Effects, Pure Drivel, In the Year 2000, Adventures in the Screen Trade, A Pound of Flesh, and the yet to be written DoLicious: A Dynamic Autobiography
My Top 5 "Funniest People Alive" List (in no particular order):
-Conan O'Brien
-Larry David
-Steve Carell
-Jim Gaffigan
-Sacha Baron Cohen
My Top 5 Directors List (in no particular order):
-Clint Eastwood
-Martin Scorsese
-Billy Wilder
-Richard Linklater
-Mel Brooks
My Top 5 Actors List (in no particular order):
-Clint Eastwood
-Leonardo DiCaprio
-Burt Lancaster
-Dustin Hoffman
-Jack Lemmon