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jenny ching chong china

ain't no man that can tame this

About Me

constantly wondering "what the fuk?" yet NOTHING surprises me... pursuing the life of a domestic goddess, but trading in long fingernails for calloussed hands, trying not to flip tables in public places, i have a fierce case of insomnia and am a self diagnosed ADD sufferer... i love climbing but am terrified of heights ...i plan to bring back the mix-tape... i have a poor memory... my short term memory is pretty fantastic, but if you ask me what i wore yesterday, i'm stumped, however my selective memory is pretty amazing i find... my intuition is always bang-on.. i creep myself out... i am a bitch with the potential to snap into a blind rage... test me, i fukking dare you... i like to surround myself with tough ass bitches and sensitive dudes...i do not miss my dreadlocks, not one fukking bit... i have a very foul mouth and tend to say inappropriate things at most inappropriate times.. i also like to double up on statements to add emphasis but i say it slower the second time, it works... it really works... i really like anchovies on pizza... it's damn good... i also drink an obscene amount of red wine and love it best with dark chocolate....mmmm.....ModMySpace Profile Customizer

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My Interests

shiny and sparkly things, embroidery and making quilts, baking X-rated cookies, climbing things, subversive stitches,DIYers, chin-up and one-arm push-up contests, anger management, having tough guy contests, rowdy ppl, quiet ppl, tattoos, deities, religious paraphenilia, things that go bump in the night, FOOD, making pretty things and making things pretty, giving cuban neckties, creating dancemoves that incorporate jazz hands, kisses on my neck in the morning, conspiring and plotting, meditating and reflecting, cuddling and spooning, waking up in strange places .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

nerds...... i fukkin' love 'em, cute shy boys who wear glasses by day and host pirate radio shows by night, fellow insomniacs, i'd also like to befriend anyone who can reconstruct the moon room from revenge of the nerds (if you help build it, you can come over all the time), you know who you are in a dark alley -- you should be very afraid and hide..., an anger management therapist, seriously... no seriously.. i'd like to meet someone with guitar hero II

Music:

i really do believe that the sound of the needle hitting the record is clutch in enjoying music....i have barely bought any music over the last 4 years as i am in co-hoots with a music junkie who surprises me with gifts of a musical nature all the time.... i have a certain weakness for hip-hop and r&b of the earlier nineties though... also, i am mad i can't make "knockin da boots" or eddie murphy's "party all the time" my profile song.... i really like rap again... thanks to NWA...

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. i do especially love movies that fall into the "so bad it's good" category, or anything jammed full of one-liners and shit dialogue, like some of the above named films, shogun assassin makes me squeal in delight, as does everykind of wushu/kung fu/samarai movies... i could watch movies forever... but i love real movies too and i cry like a bitch during sad parts...

Television:

i really like tv on dvd best, freaks and geeks, twin peaks, cartoons... but if i do watch it... i fully appreciate shows that have patrick dempsey in it, with a smirk on his face... he's managed to stay so dreamy since he was in that movie where he was a pizza delivery boy... what was it called??? i'd like to invent a show, with him, crispin glover, john cusack, christian bale and beck but they would wear suits mostly, and hang out in pubs after work... and talk about me... ever seen vermillion pleasure nights? amazing...

Books:

cookbooks, cookbooks, also reading the "dancing wu li masters" and "bread: a baker's book of techniques and recipes"

Heroes:

artists, artisans, craftsppl, artsy ppl, crafty ppl

My Blog

eery...

once a psychic told me i had a keen sense of intuition, that if i developed my abilty, i too, could be psychic.   can this explain the gross nauseous feeeling in my stomach?   why doesn't i...
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

it hurts to look this good

here's new photos someday.. you might be lucky enough to be in an ong sandwichADD has kicked in and i'll post more pics later......
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 01:26:00 PST

somedays i feel like....

SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and SMASHINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! &nb...
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

my cock(s)

i have a dirty mouth and it appears to be getting worse and worse... i blame the boys at the bakery as our language is more foul at 4 in the morning sober than your's is at the same time drunk...here'...
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

fuckin' bread trivia

croissant: originated in Vienna, bakers working in the lower levels of their bakeries hear the moors digging tunnels in preparation of their planned attack of the city, bakers warn soldiers and the mo...
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

i am incapable of relaxing

fuck... i cannot sit still... everytime i sit down i stand back up to get something else to do.... i need some pot to chill me out, or at least make me zone out on  a single task... if someone ha...
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST

a butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker

hmm, sooo... i was gonna change some stuff on my page, but i got lazee so i thought i'd write one of these... things you may not know: - i am learning to be an artisan baker right now... - i cook and ...
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

grrrrrrrr

i used to make this joke about taking one's anger and swallowing and keeping it in a little ball at the bottom of your stomach and smiling so no one could tell that you're upset... now that ball is tr...
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Sat, 20 May 2006 03:48:00 PST

awake II

so, 4 ish in the morning... reading my blog... revising... i wish i had a train to run over your head with, i'd make a soup with your skull and stick your harmonica down your throat... i'd paint pictu...
Posted by jenny ching chong china on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST