SO back in 2008 Daniel Francis Broderick and Christopher Jordan Wilkinson got together one day and decided to try and create a sound that fit there style of sex sonnets, when low and behold Daniel remembered and said to Christopher " we need a bassist!!" and Christopher said "well who should we talk to?" and Daniel replied " I know of a killer awesome super badass by the name of "Theodore". So without a second to spare, Christopher and Daniel set out on a journey unheard of to any mortal; the journey to retrieve "theodore", a mythical creature only known by the gods, and ancient fable. it wouldn’t be easy, for as the tale goes, he dwelt on the highest mountain, across the gauntlet of strength and wisdom. along the way, they crossed paths with the man eater of the land, THE PHIL. Luckily, Christopher and Daniel were both skilled PHIL trappers, and managed to capture the beast, and fed him the blood of a nearby traveler, and were able to win his trust. So it was said, THE PHIL would join our quest to find this mythical Theodore, and retrieve him. Now a trio, they would soon pass a fair haired, one legged woman, by the name of Ilene, who shortly greeted us with warm hugs and root beer floats, which were promoted as free, but immediately went up in cost to 3 gold. blinded by fury, THE PHIL attempted to eat Ilene, but left only mild bite marks, for he quickly grew disgusted by her disfigured body, acid excrement and leather skin flakes. So that did it for the gang, and Ilene, so once again, they set off, and shortly ran into "Theodore" at a local military surplus, buying cargo pants, bucket hats and rolls of parachute string. They asked him to join them, he quickly responded with a no. They asked once more, and he agreed with great enthusiasm.
long story short, we’re a band now.
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