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Luke

It's time for a victory blunt!

About Me

370-6174. Call and ask if you really want to know. aim-LWoodyard08 My friends have made a huge impact on my life. I don't know how I would be different without the people in my life right now. They've loved me, hated me, changed me, pushed me, challenged me, everything. My life, essentially, without my friends, is nothing. I'm going to LLCC, hopefully to meet new people and reunite with old buds.

My Interests

Rap music, beatboxing, freestyling, basketball, video games, whaetever.

I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z, Nas, Common, Tupac, Dr. Ron Paul

Music:

Common, Nas, AZ, Big L, Jay-Z, Tip

Television:

Rob and Big, I Love Money, SportsCenter, The Colbert Report

Books:

lol yeah right

Heroes:

My heroes are my friends, who give me great quotes like these. "HEY BRANDON YOU GOT ANY BLACK SHOES!??!?!?!?[this is funny because he just fucking walked into the house without telling anybody and scared the shit out of us asking for black shoes...you kinda had to be there :D]" Phil "When you go downhill, I go [ on my bike ] really fast. It's like being a car." Mat "i went to this store to buy a pipe, and there was only one left, and hes all "its unbreakable" so i was like thats pretty cool, but then he starts bangin it on the tble, and im like ok stop, but he says, "no look, you can hit it how ever many times and it wont break.." on about the 7th or 8th smack on the table the thing shatters....i almost knoked his dumbass out" "Dude, exactly, you have to fuck your way to the top.[talking about being popular in college, lol]" Brandon Kunzeman "public school [college] = no scholarships unless you're black" - Mat "I think I'm hungry but I'm not sure" - Raven Wick-"So I told my girlfriend we need some time apart." me-"Why?" Wick-"So I don't have to get her anything for Christmas." me-"Wick, you're an asshole." Me-"Hey, Brandon, is your mom home?" Brandon-"Hang on, lemme check. FUCK!!!" [Distant yell]Brandon's mom-"BRANDON!!!" Brandon-"Yup." squareracket: Daft Punk is music for computers by computers squareracket: and as I have said many, many times, I am a computer CAK-"The spring rain dropped like my ballsack in 7th grade" By far the funniest thing said in the history of the senior year Jess-"Sinceriously."