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About Me

Home | Mail | Friends Generator | privatepyro.com | Skem9 | Favorites | Red Dragon Designs | Bella's Dark Graphics | Groups Layout made byJoin me on my diverse and varied (mis)adventures throughout San Francisco. I am constantly in search of the next good time to get me through my late afternoons, as my mornings and days are already filled with the serious rewards that come from a spotty career in ignoring customers and project management. I while away my time at work, thinking of the troubles that I can get into with willing cohorts..................................................... .......................................................Vodka does not belong in my martini. Dark humor is not optional, nor is cultural awareness. If you want to bring me to a movie, be prepared for me to respond with a list of about a million things that The City has to offer that are better than sitting in the dark for two hours while not speaking to each other....................................................... .................I exercise exuberantly while contemplating the asses and thighs of bike messengers....................More than bike riding, there are those incessant dance classes that keep me toned.I am challenging, daring, well-traveled, well-read, and always up for adventure. I do not suffer fools well and I believe that closed minds lead to spontaneous human combustion.................................................. ............................................................ .........................See it live at Santorini... Every Friday... 8 & 9 PM SF Downtown...O'Farrell btw Powell & Mason

My Interests

Riding my Fujanchidale through San Francisco, pissing off cabs and hitting descents at top speed praying for the light to turn green........Racing the sunset to the Bridge....... Mia DeRosa.... Barrel Turns.....Deep Laybacks......Bellydancing for swarthy motherfuckers and biyotchy tribal hipsters........ Honing my domestic skills.... Wrenchin'.....Drillin'..... Nachos......Bacon Sausage.....The front pocket on my hoody.......

I'd like to meet:

Willing cohorts/Partners in crime

Music:

Led Zeppelin.

Movies:

Un Chien Andalou, Photographing Fairies, Wayne's World, The Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, Lacho Drom, Citizen Kane, The Lady from Shanghai, Octopussy

Television:

TV is a waste of time (except for... see "Heros")

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Hamlet, The Prince, La Divina Comedia, Edward Gorey, Barthes, Foucault, e.e. Cummings, Anne Wagner, Life's a Dream

Heroes:

Joesphine Baker, Lee Miller, Violetta Valerey, Martha Stewart, Cindy Sherman, Madonna, Zoe Jakes, Carolena Nericchio, Mata Hari, Katherine Dunham, Dagny Taggart, Rob Nenn, Dorothy Parker, Shirley Foster

My Blog

Heaven’s 2door Coupe

Some guy in Berkeley wanted my Glitoris. He said it was for his friend. Heh, heh. Too bad he didn't seem like the type to appreciate my black & purple bike's awesome and clever name. Whatever.I've...
Posted by "Untitled" on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:34:00 PST

F* Moments!

Fuck moments. seriously. That annoying curse has descended once again. I really didn't believe that breaking mirrors was bad luck until it happened on Tuesday morning. I was on my way out the door whe...
Posted by "Untitled" on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:51:00 PST

Punk Rock Guys Love Goth Girls

I've never admitted to being goth. I have, in fact, adamantly denied it... until I got my hair done on monday. It's blackish, with fuscia streaks. (by the way, I've had an intense aversion to fuscia s...
Posted by "Untitled" on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:30:00 PST

Bunnies & Prophets & Nen, Oh My!

Here's a goowan for ya,After this, I should NEVER compain about being bored. Ever. This week was baseball All Star Week. That's where the creme-de-la-creme of Major Leage Baseball get together for a ...
Posted by "Untitled" on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:23:00 PST

In Bad Company

Back in London, back on the bike. London is fantastic. I've been rolling around w/ the couriers. A friend is here from Dublin which has made for a really nice last weekend. We went to an alleycat y...
Posted by "Untitled" on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

Slàinte mhath!

The lastish night in Glasgow, we went to the pub from Trainspotting. It was so fantasticaly divey! I felt right at home amongst the obese karaoke singin Glaswegians. Um, ok...It was faboo, really. Rob...
Posted by "Untitled" on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:33:00 PST

Whiney McWhinerson

I click on "home"... but it doesn't seem to work... I'm still far, far away. Ready to be back in my own bed, waking up to the white wall, wrapped in flannel sheets & a velvet comforter. Ready to...
Posted by "Untitled" on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:11:00 PST

A Jew walks into church...

... & AcaDaca shuffles sul suo ipod. "Hell's Bells" suona melodicamente cuando il suo abito caduta delle bracce e i suoi scarpe di puttana facce clik sulla terra di marmo... Hmmm... Voglio scrive...
Posted by "Untitled" on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

My Island in the Med...

Which is scarier? Sicilian cops, or the Sicilian garbage man?How bout both. Is that my Waterford in the back of the garbage truck? Are you kiddnig me?After all those moths of shit talk, I finally set ...
Posted by "Untitled" on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST

The Deep South, Italian Style

If Dagny Taggart had taken her die-hard, balls-out work ethic and applied it to fun instead, Atlas Shrugged may have been my biography. Just so you know.. . this one is long and boring (I'm sure...
Posted by "Untitled" on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST