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Theresa

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About Me

I drink alotta caffeine, i smoke alotta ciggarettes, i drink alotta booze and i eat alotta junk food. I dig yoga, writing and foreign movies. The occasional fart joke is always appreciated and Ive been told my love for the homosexual community is slightly obsessive.

My Interests

Smoking, Drinking, Writing, Sleeping, Bizaar Films, Cartoons and utter utter nothingness.
I AM 86% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com
You are Alfred Hitchcock. You have stood the test
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What is your Anti-Drug? Speaking of drugs... teeheehee
you are MDMA (or Ecstacy). you are many people's
friend, and provide people with love and
support for 8 hours at a time. just warn your
friends not to hang out with you too much or
they may tire of you. you may also feel the
nervous tendencies of too much energy for too
long.

what drug are you?
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I'd like to meet:

People that arent afraid of a good time and that are open to new things....

Music:

Zepplin, Doors, Manson, Kid Rock, Snoop Dogg, Korn, Billie Holiday, Norah Jones, System of a Down, Slipknot, Soundgarden, Sublime, Beatles, Bush, Ozzy, Guns and Roses, Rob Zombie, Mindless Self Indullgence, Etta James, Tool, Blind Melon, Johnny Cash, Black Crows, George Thorogood, Dr Dre, Metallica, Reverend Horton Heat, Aretha Franklin, Black Label Society, The Pixies, Portishead, Primus, Jimi Hendrix, NWA, Clutch, Bob Dylan, Greatful Dead, Green Day, Joan Jett, Foo Fighters, Outkast, Rick James, Parliament Funkadelic, and anything else just as funky, Danny Elfman, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alice in Chains, Motley Crue, Eric Clapton, Pantera, Cypress Hill
I AM 69% METAL HEAD! I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com And we all know that these quizzes are completely accurate

Movies:

Kingpin, Bronx Tale, Secretary, Psycho, Pet Semetary, To Live, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing, Bad Santa, Saving Silverman, Animal House, Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Delicatesn, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Batman Returns, The Little Mermaid, Spongebob, High Fidelity, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Wonderland, Shallow Hal, Soul Food, House on Haunted Hill(not the new crappy one), most of the Nightmare on Elm Streets, Pirates of the Carribean, Blow, Don Juan DeMarco, Half Baked, Con Air, Face-Off, Terminator, The Breakfast Club, Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead, The wonderful army of darkness movies, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Easy Rider, Me Myself and Irene, A Beautiful Mind, Almost Famous, Thank you For Smoking, Jackass, Batman Begins, Shaun of the Dead, night of the living dead... anything involving zombies really. Those who know me know the list goes on.... but i am currently experiencing a brainfart.
Gimme some sugar baby.
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Television:

Family Guy, Futureama, Simpsons, South Park, Crank Yankers, Daily Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Super Milk Chan, Jeopardy, Stankervision, Viva La Bam, Nip Tuck, Weeds,

Books:

Autobiography of a Face, Catcher in the Rye, Intensity, Desiree's Baby(short), Confessions of John Waters, Carter's Shorts

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, Johnny Wad and Anna Nicole. Brilliance isnt always booksmart.

My Blog

if you dont read this, you suck balls and enjoy feltching

ok, it might be the drugs talking.... but hear me out man! I discovered that i love the chinese language. It always sounds pissed off and ohhh the best part.... Guess what "fo shou" means. Buddah hand...
Posted by Theresa on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:17:00 PST

orgazmo = fun

Maxxx Orbison: What's your name, again? Sancho: I am Sancho. Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno? Sancho: I am...
Posted by Theresa on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:30:00 PST

life aint so shitty

Oh what, what's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like twenty minutes. What the hell's you're problem? This life. This life? Why do I have this life? Have some chips, you'll feel better...
Posted by Theresa on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:28:00 PST

subject

Well, I just finished making my schedule for next semester and I feel all sorts of proud. Im taking 13 credits and two 300 level courses. Yeah bone! Now all i hafta learn is how to go to class. d'oh
Posted by Theresa on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

Drunken Fun

Walked in to titty bar drunk as shit, walked out with twenty bucks. did not dance. Did not even get up from the bar. God men are stupid.
Posted by Theresa on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:09:00 PST

you like me! U really like me!

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Posted by Theresa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

home after the holidaze

just got home from Lake George. If you kids got a week to waste go up there. Its fucking beautiful, and i dont know about everyone else, but i needed a vacation after those finals and working for the ...
Posted by Theresa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shizzy

i cant believe how relieved i feel. No more finals! No more class! No more 7am bus with smelly ummm people! Yeah! its like summer but brutally cold and shitty. SO actually its nothing like summer. ...
Posted by Theresa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hail satan

Im going to kill something or someone tonight. Ive got two finals on monday, my parents are smashed and wont stop blasting the chipmunks christmas cd and Im running on very little sleep. I need a fuck...
Posted by Theresa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yup. im old

I turned 20 today and i realized that this is going to SUCK. I remember being so excited about turning ten, with the whole double digit thing. but now i have this two in front of my age which makes me...
Posted by Theresa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST