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Amanda

Dendrophelia Is For Lovers

About Me

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My Interests

Tattoos, coffee, cigarettes.

I'd like to meet:

People of the interesting variety.

Music:

Many a genre.

Movies:

Comedy, Drama, Period Themed, Mindless Action, Some Horror, Some Sci-Fi.

Television:

Gilmore Girls, House, Home Movies, Nip/Tuck, Law and Order, The Food Network, really horrible reality shows, and The History Channel.

Books:

A large array of the fictional genres with a smattering of autobiographies, history books, and reference materials.

Heroes:

People that spell and pronounce my name correctly.

My Blog

Culinary Genius

I, for once, had a very good Valentines Day this year. It was also made better by the fact that I got the shading done on my arm the day after. Because really, who wouldn't be excited about that? Work...
Posted by Amanda on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:42:00 PST

Fuck Murphy and the horse he rode in on.

So tonight was going great. I had made $20 dollars in tips (and I never get tips), 10 from a guy who hit on me in front of his wife for an hour and a half which was unspeakably uncomfortable. I'm not ...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:40:00 PST

Who Woulda Thunk...

So tonight I had an epiphany, and it was fucking amazing. I feel as if a huge weight has been lifted from my shoulders and my mind. I can now, at this moment, honestly say for the first time in too lo...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:16:00 PST

Alright, fine...

I give. New blog time. Seattle's fun so far. Went and saw The Plankton Beat, Last 1 Out, and Potty Mouth Society last night. After that we went back to pukedon's new house and got drunk. I ended up sp...
Posted by Amanda on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:08:00 PST

The New Way To Burn Fat

Always smoke cigarettes down to the filter. And only throw them out the car window when youre sure that's where theyre going.
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ron Howard's Brother is Ugly

So we went to see Cinderella Man last night and for most of the movie all I could think about was "Russell Crowe Fights Around the World" from South Park....  I'm going to hell
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST