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E Money

Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

About Me

So now I have been out here in Los Angeles for a year...things are good. I've realized many things whilst living out here, such as...in the car I develop the need for anger management. At any Mexican restaraunt I need to come to grips with the fact that Californians don't know what "Smothered in Cheese" means. I've learned that there is a difference between a hobo, a homeless person and the lady at the bus stop who won't take change but only bills larger than a $5. Girls will wear UGG boots no matter what the weather is and I still think they look stupid. No matter what the sign says next to the meter, don't park there because you will get towed. People have developed the ability to spit into another persons vehicle, while it's moving. The rainy season is 3 days in March and it's only 3 inches of water...total. Hot Dog vendors know only how to say one word, "Hot Dog" but they will repeat it 30 times until you buy one. Geoffry Jones (the principal from Ferris Buelers Day Off) is at the Grocery Store ALOT. In certain bars I can pass as a gorgeous drag queen (that could either be good or horrible). NOWHERE do they know how to cook chicken fried steak. My parents are still the same...Mom: current cougar searching for "food", Dad: keeping his recliner warm and his discovery channel loud, Brother: Moved to Austin, TX (my old home) to continue his Buddist ways, ME: Writer's Assistant for NBC's Medium...not too shabby for only being here for a year...too bad this last statement is on hiatus due to the strike but all for the cause.

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My Interests

Writing comedy, watching comedy, and perchaps anything that has to do with comedy... except talking about my mother's sex life. Trying anything new unless it involves clowns or condiments...that's condiments. Watching open mike night anywhere- oh what large globes they have. New LOVE - IMPROV, I may suck but I loves it.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the DONUT, my Papaw, Conan O'Brian, Tina Fay, and Bill Murray.

Music:

Anything and everything- I love music, period. (Also I am too lazy to type out 1000 plus songs)

Movies:

Too many to name... but I'll tell ya what movie I didn't like- Battlefield Earth- What was that???

Television:

Family guy, The Office (UK and US), Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Law and Order SVU,Seinfeld, Threes Company, Dailey Show, X-Files, 30 Rock, LOST, Heroes, Extras, Curb...So you think you can dance (dance, dance)

Books:

Anything by Steven King or David Sedaris

Heroes:

Bob Hope, Bono, God, Thelma- from Good Times

My Blog

THE SUMMER OF INSANITY

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  The summer after I graduated High School, I had embraced the fact that I wouldn't have to wake up early and basically ha...
Posted by E Money on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:43:00 PST

The tramp HAD to pee...

I have always considered my brother and me to have a close and healthy relationship. As we got older and moved to separate locations our communication isn't what I would like it to be but we are stil...
Posted by E Money on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:38:00 PST

WRITERS STRIKE

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Posted by E Money on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:54:00 PST

Too much for anyone

Relationhips...where do we draw the line with our friends, parents...anyone for that matter. I suppose it's up to each individual as to what's appropriate and what's not. Who's to say what's right and...
Posted by E Money on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:28:00 PST

More of a question...

So recently I went to have my annual physical, as most of us ladies do, to check on the goods downstairs. I don't have a regular doctor out here in LaLa land so I pretty much went with a female doctor...
Posted by E Money on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST

Defensive Driving

I moved to Los Angeles with the idea that "I'm from Houston, I know what traffic is like." Turns out, I was very wrong. I've slowly learned that freeways are for idiots and people who like to carry fi...
Posted by E Money on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:35:00 PST