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CUPCAKE

PLZ GIVE ME CARROTZ.

About Me


hello, everybody. i am CUPCAKE. i was born in july of 2004. my mommy thought i was a girl so she named me CUPCAKE &dressed me up in dresses, but as i got older, mommy noticed i had balls, so that meant i was a boy, but she wouldn't change my name! now i'm very confused, and i think i am gay. mommy says she loves me no matter what.
IN MY FREETIME I:
-hide under mommys bed
-chew on lampcords
-cuddle with my mommy
-cuddle with daddy
-chew on my daddy
-chew on the couch
-eat carrots
-eat carrots
-&eat more carrots!
I DON'T LIKE:
-when mommy dresses me up in girly clothes
-gives me baths
-when mommy squeezes me so tight my eyeballs almost pop out...
MY FAMILY:
-my mommy
-my daddy
-my sister bailey
-my brother timmy
-my grandma
-2 stupid ugly fat lard stinky guinea pigs!
DEATH TO THE GUINEA PIGS!!!!!!!!

My Interests

-carrots
-carrots
-lettuce
-alfalfa
-treats
-carrots
-carrots
-carrots
-lettuce
-apples
-chewing on things

I'd like to meet:



Music:

whatever i can shake my cottontail to! preferably my daddys band!