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I am everything that Hollywood wants to be

You dont owe me, but I made you...

About Me


One can never really fully describe ones self in just words...But I think the following do a good job...
"Nobody wants to hear the truth from a clown." -Me
"The purpose of life is to fight maturity." -Dick Werthimer
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Sometimes I think about you when i'm pooping." -Jazzy Diaz
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." -Brendan Gill
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy" -Frank Sinatra
"I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions." -Dorothy Day
"Some things have to be believed to be seen." -Ralph Hodgson
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." -Bertrand Russell
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." -Rita Mae Brown
"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." -Bertrand Russell
"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." -Andre Gide
"Love is everything it's cracked up to be, It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for." -Erica Jong
"Without music, life is a journey through a desert." -Pat Conroy
"Red, white and the Pabst Blue Ribbon, dead right that's how I'm livin'! -Kid Rock
"The music we listen to is like a soundtrack of our lives, you always remember what you were doing, what you were feeling whenever that song comes on." -Fred Durst
SOME RANDOM FACTS: I am probley the most BADASS person alive - I love my friends more then anything - I am a huge asshole, but 90% of the time I dont mean it - I hate hypocrites, However I find myself being one at times - I like Limp Bizkit as much as you hate them, and if you dont hate them I like them far more then you ever will - Sometimes I get alot of anexiety about stupid things - My mood changes quickly - I laugh ALOT - I laugh at things that shouldnt be laughed at - I like to make people laugh - I feel alone often - I love to drink, but sometimes I wish I didnt - I am an all or nothing kind of person - My life is one big catch 22 - Tomarrow I will probley hate half of what I typed...

My Interests

I love music more then anything, Limp Bizkit (Everything about them, not just there music), Rock, Metal, Pop, Rap, Freestyling, Comedy, Humor, Laughing, Animals, Penguins, Ducks, Cats, Guns, Shotguns, Ak-47's, Chainsaws, Movies, The Evil Dead Triliogy, Technology, Computers, Computer Games, Video Games, RPG's, FPS's, Yoshi, Bowser, Pikachu, Hamtaro, The Internet, Ebay, Toys, Action Figures, Legos, Porn, BOOBS, Friends, World War II, Aliens, Pirates, Robots, Zombies, Space, Baseball Caps, Cryptozoology, Cars, Custom Cars, Cadillacs, Rollin' in my Caddy, Chillin', BOOZE, Drinkin' Booze, Buying Booze, Bathing in booze, Hard liquor, Jim Beam, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Did I mention I LOVE music?, and lots more.

I'd like to meet:

They should make this question more clear. It could mean what type of people I would like to meet or which people in particular I would like to meet. Anyways, I will answer both. I would like to meet Ladies, Fellas, and the people that dont give a fuck, all the lovers all the haters and all the people the call themselfs players, Hot ma'mas, Pimp Daddys and the people rollin' up in Caddys, all the rockers, hip-hopers and everybody all around the world. Here's ummm people I want to meet: Fred Durst (My hero, my idol, my insperation and Frontman of Limp Bizkit), B-Real (Of Cypress Hill), Jonathan Davis (Of Korn), Snoop Dogg (How could you not like him?), Jack Black (the Actor/ Comedian/ Singer/ Song writer of Tenacious D) Kyle Gass (Of Tenacious D), Dimebag Darrell Abbott (Of Pantera, R.I.P), Fredryk Phox , And last but not least, Jonny Kennedy (had a terrible genetic condition called Dystrophic Epidermolysis Bullosa - which meant that his skin literally fell off at the slightest touch. But was an amazing, caring and wickedly funny human being)

Music:

Limp Bizkit, Limp Bizkit, Limp Bizkit (I cant get enough of the LB), Kid Rock, Korn, Rob Zombie, Pantera, Metallica, Ronnie James Dio, AC/DC, Hed PE, Kottonmouth Kings, Rage Against The Machine, MSI, Cypress Hill, Psycho Realm, SX-10, House of Pain, Tech N9ne, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Atmosphere, Lil' Jon, Eminem, Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears (Dont laugh!), Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, Everclear, Collective Soul, Lit, Sugar Ray, Hooite and the Blowfish, Beck, Sublime, Foo Fighters, Everlast, 311, Green Day, Smashmouth, Barenaked Ladies, Blind Melon, Dave Matthews Band, Cat Stevens, Johnny Cash, Tenacious D, Danny Elfman, Oldies, Video Game soundtacks, Limp Bizkit and many more...Oh and incase you missed it the first few times times, LIMP BIZKIT!

Movies:

The Evil Dead Triliogy (The Evil Dead, Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn, Army of Darkness. Best Movies EVER!!!), Bubba Ho-tep, Anything with Bruce Campbell, The classic Starwars Triliogy, The Matrix Triliogy, The Lord of the Rings Triliogy, Smokey and the Bandit Triliogy, Indiana Jones Triliogy, Ghostbuster 1 & 2, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Shallow Hal, Orange County, School of Rock, Anything with Jack Black, Shaun of the Dead, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Napoleon Dynamite, Space Balls, The 5th Element, Terminator 2, Starship Troopers, The Nightmare on Elm Street series, The Friday the 13th series, Freddy Vs Jason, HellBoy, Sin City, Falling Down, As Good As It Gets, Garden State, The Breakfast Club, Walk The Line, Donnie Darko, 12 Monkeys, Team America: World Police, My Neighbor Totoro and many more

Television:

Rescue Me, Nip Tuck, My Names Earl, The Office, Scrubs, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Seinfeld, Family Guy, SouthPark, Comedy Central Stand-Up, Anything having to do with war or WWII on the history channel. I am also a sucker for VH1's original shows and programming

Books:

Lord of the Rings Triliogy, The Hobbit, The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Halo: The fall of reach, If chins could kill: Confessions of a B-movie actor (Bruce Campbells autobiography), Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way, The Perks of Being A Wallflower (I recommend everyone read this), The Zombie Survival Guide, The Jon Shonnow "Stones of Power" series

Heroes:

Jesus, Fred Durst, Jonny Kennedy (AKA "The boy whose skin fell off")

My Blog

Bipolar Love

Its like being born with someone elses psychology, I mean, putting it on you because maybe the things that they've had done to them in there lives. Maybe they wanna take it out on you, maybe they dont...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:17:00 PST

The joke is on me...

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying, but I didnt see that the joke was on me. I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing, If I'd only seen that the joke was on me. I f...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:11:00 PST

I'm hiding from the things they say...

Maybe I'm insane walking on a wire. Maybe I'm to blame, nothing to take me higher. Tell me where to start, I think I'm at the end. Right now feeling pain, make it go away. Maybe I'm to blame, may...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

Red, White and Blue!

Red, white, and the Pabst Blue Ribbon, dead right you know that's how I'm livin'!!!
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:14:00 PST

A couple older writings...

Some older writings I found, about me and my life... The boy with the thorn in his side. The boy with the thorn in his sideBehind the hatred there liesA murderous desire for loveHow can they look int...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

Dont Go...

Dont wanna go, dont wanna go, dont wanna go, dont want you to go... I dont wanna do this by myself, cant help but think that this ride wont last to long for me. The roads so long, the milage that I ga...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

I dont know who claimed this a simple life...

Help me find a way or a good reason to get up out of this bed. It seems no matter what I do or how much I make it's never good enough, to face the same problems the same debts sometimes even adds more...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

I'm just looking for answers to questions under the stars...

Just poppin' in for a minute to chill, I got some time that I need to kill and you know just how I feel now that no ones around. Aint nothing going on tonight I'm just missing all my friends. So I am ...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:06:00 PST

Blue eyes...

I read this in a bulletin and was amazed at how spot on it is...For those of you that know me I think you will agree!!!... People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. kind pretty or hands...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:07:00 PST

Remember the name.

Coggs, He doesn't need his name up in lights. He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic. He feels so unlike everybody else, alone, In spite of the fact that some people still thi...
Posted by I am everything that Hollywood wants to be on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:11:00 PST