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About Me


I kick ass.
And you'll probably grow to hate me...
But you might just grow to love me.
this is the high tide to my sun set.
The spicy, chalky, somehow always stale but never unpleasant taste of Necco Wafers lingers at the back of my throat and I am overwhelmed with the desire to leave everything here behind, to take the $120 or so that I have in the bank, pack a suitcase and leave. I shouldn't eat so many of the black licorice flavoured ones. They make me a little crazy sometimes.
"Korzybski suggested dozens of reforms in our speech and our writings, most of which I try to follow. One of them is if people said 'maybe' more often, the world would suddenly become stark, staring sane.
Can you see Jerry Falwell saying: 'Maybe God hates gay people. Maybe Jesus is the son of God.'
Every muezzin in Islam resounding at night in booming voices: 'There is no God except maybe Allah. And maybe Mohammed is his papa.'
Think about how sane the world would become after a while."
- Robert Anton Wilson
I am...
The burning sensation in your eyes just before you cry.
The song that brought it on.
chrysalis.
catharsis.
release.
survey says:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture, unpredictable,quick to make friends, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, social chameleon, low self control, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, likes to stand out, likes to fit in, emotionally sensitive, leisurely
I'm also quite fond of soft furry things and long walks on the moonlit beach. And I really... really ... really love beautiful music.
Noobie Noobinson -- After The Tone part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sk8B-u6iHo

My Interests

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the whole damn thing.

SUPER WACKY FUN LINKS! (trust me.)
Five-Minute Chocolate Cake Paranoid Love Conspiracy

The ULTIMATE rgb/hex Color Calculator

Profitwar's 16 Rules to Live By

Funniest Shit. EVER.

An artastic use of one's time...

The Fibonacci Series

Cluster Fucks

get your war on

Cyanide & Happiness

15 Painless Ways YOU can save the Planet.

Thought-Provoking Music Videos

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Fuckin' Bread

My Blog

People Are Mean.

And it hurts my feelings.
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 09:57:00 GMT

brain: dead.

Someday I'll be done with school... ...and then I'll start thinking again.
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 14:36:00 GMT

Strange Relationships

I don't usually copy-paste much more than the occasional dictionary entry but this little tidbit was so relevent to how my life has been going lately, I thought I would share it in its entirety. The t...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 00:45:00 GMT

New Blog Quandry

Is it silly that I've started another blog under a pen name because I can't tell all of you everything I want to without compromising certain relationships?It says a lot about those relationships, I s...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 15:47:00 GMT

Pretentious Asshole.

Just so we're clear--because there seems to be some confusion--I've decided to post a couple more definitions. I promise you all some poetry soon enough. ______________________________________________...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:28:00 GMT

F. T. Marinetti was a jackass

If you don't believe me, or don't have the slightest clue as to what I'm talking about, look up his "Manifesto of Futurism," published in 1909. Then, look up Mina Loy's "Feminist Manifesto," her direc...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:49:00 GMT

A Poem I wrote About Drinking.

I Wish I Hadnt Drunk So Much the Night I Spent In Index, Washington. Three Canadians, young men One American, young woman En route to Washington via BC   We stopped in Bellingham fo...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:11:00 GMT

A poem I wrote while drinking

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Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:32:00 GMT

P.S. People are still NOT fruit.

And you are NOT a god.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:24:00 GMT

Why I'm Not a Message Board Moderator

There's been a lot of discussion on my blog the last few months, which I love. Unfortunately, I was not logged in for most of it. Most of it went on without my slightest knowledge. And most of the rea...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:23:00 GMT