"State of the Alternative Nation" |
So here's the deal folks...
We are going to be going away for a while.The judge says 8 to 10 with possible time off for good behavior.It seems we had "stated" in a promotional news letter via E-mail t...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:48:00 GMT |
Post New Year week wrecking Gigs |
"She tasted like cigarettes."
Tell me what movie the subject line quote is from and win all the Light Green Lifesavers from my Christmas Stocking (I separated them from each roll I received&yuck!), a ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:18:00 GMT |
Love Central American Style |
Thanks to all at McGee's Last week. Chris was able to work on his FUPA (Fat Upper Pelvic Area) between the Irish Nachos and Fat Tire Beer. It was Matt's first full night with the ban...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:07:00 GMT |
Do you have any Grey Poupon? |
This week's task:
Read this while standing on your head eating a vanilla wafer& naked .
Next Up:
Saturday, January 13th
Chicago City Limits
1712 Wise Road Schaumburg, IL 60193847.524.99...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:33:00 GMT |
Oh My Austin's. |
Two-fer week with bonus Rest Day:
Thursday December 14th
115 Burbon Street
3359 West 115th Street
Merrionette Park, Illinois 60803
Showtime 11:30 PM
$4 Jager BOMBS!!...$1.25 Domestic Bottles...$...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:40:00 GMT |
and the clouds parted and my sister said... |
Dear Austin's,First & foremost let me tell you that we love to play at your establishment. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. For the perfect post-work cocktai...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:52:00 GMT |
3 out of 4 geniuses say... |
I know this is early but we have a weird holiday schedule this week.
I wish my cat would stop jumping up on my desk and chasing my cursor on the screen. She hates when I don't pay any at...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 00:20:00 GMT |
Don't forget the fabric softener... |
So my sister says we have this running theme in all of our e-mails regarding our livers and it's really not funny at all since there are people out there living with diseases and having liver f...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 23:18:00 GMT |
They just plain sucked! I've seen bands suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks |
My sister reads these and says I should just give the facts and that no one thinks this is funny. She says no one gets it. Her friends don't get it either. I think I'll have to put saran wrap over t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 22:07:00 GMT |
We're Back! Thanks Tom. you lazy bastard! |
We have finally recieved our lost Password. I tried changing it one night while under some sort of influence and forgot it in the morning...
We want to welcome al of our new friends.
We missed all of ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:13:00 GMT |
