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Bryan!!

It's not that you're below me, it's just that I'm fantastical.

About Me

I love long walks on the boardwalk, fantasize about Christmas food, and like to dance to the music.

I also draw my very own comic strip, featured near-exclusively on the intarnetwork! Watch my reality only at www.muffin-time.com !

My Interests

Babes and drinking things out of coconuts.

Oh! I also like drinking things out of babes too.

I'd like to meet:

The Real Elvis, Darth Vader's left hand, Hannibal Lector, and 4 of the Jackson 5. I don't care which 4, I just don't think I could handle five of them.

Music:

Anything by the Animaniacs.

Television:

Late night adult programming starring puppets.

Books:

I read part of the phone book once, but had trouble following the story.

Heroes:

Curious George, Mr. Peepers, Kong, Abu, and the President.

My Blog

pose turds

did i mention that they put me on posters? who the hell are they anyway, you may be asking yourself! well, i don't know either, but they must sure like my face. always snappin it off of my skullbones ...
Posted by Bryan!! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:52:00 PST

Hello, World!

What's up my friends? I have been let out of my room in order to converse with the outside world, just like God intended. this is fuckin craziness. can i say fuckin? if there aren't panels around me a...
Posted by Bryan!! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:49:00 PST