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Philip J. Scherrens

I was born and raised in East Virginia

About Me

Basically everything you need to know about me would be found by talking to me in person..and even then you probably won't ever get all of it...i'm very confrontational...not as in I get in fights a lot..but I like to voice my opinion even if it means that someone might get their feelings hurt...I remember everything that I hear..and this makes it hard for me to trust people because I realize how many times people say one thing one time and then another thing another time..if you're lying to me odds are I won't find out until I catch you lie about something else and then I pretty much get that you're a liar and I stop talking to you...weakness, neediness and whineyness are traits I tend to avoid...I enjoy people who can make me laugh...I enjoy people who laugh at the stupid shit I do...I enjoy people who dish out jokes and those who can take jokes in return...I hate it when people get crabby because I said something that they took too seriously...I don't hate people..i just hate some of the things they do....i don't like people who are caught up in their own little one-dimensional worlds...people who think that what they're doing is the be-all-end of existence is just sad to me...there are billions of people out there...a lot of people live in misery and pain..and to think that they don't matter is bullshit...granted...you have to live your life the way you want...but if you start to forget about the rest of the world..your life becomes pathetic...people who are wasteful suck...people who think what they own makes them worthwhile are pathetic...ever see that little japanese champion hot dog eater? he weighs about 150 pounds and its nothing but pure muscle..thats because he knows that building muscle ups your metabolism and it then allows you to stuff your face without gaining weight...so..get out and run a fucking mile rather than sit on your ass and watch a movie...not that movies are a bad thing..movies are great...but laziness isn't...sorry if I'm an asshole..and judgemental...

My Interests

stringed instruments....vaporizers...gas mileage....

I'd like to meet:

The God Delusion. Richard Dawkins is my hero.Lecture:Q&A:

Music:

Okay...Queens of the Stone Age has a live album..obviously..captain and halloween live by Dave Matthews...

Movies:

Gung Ho, Pacific Heights, Mr Mom, Batman, Batman Returns, Multiplicity, Beetlejuice, Johnny Dangerously, My Life, White Noise, Desperate Measures.

Television:

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Books:

The Catcher In the Rye, Mismeasure of Man, How Slavery Began in America, Junky, Black Boy, Lying Awake, Waiting for Godot, Portrait of the Artist, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Devil in the White City, Da Vinci Code , Isaac's Storm, Man's search for Meaning, Escape from freedom, Chicken Soup for the Golfer's Soul, 10 ways to stop looking like a fatass, Understanding the lack of character in American Society, How to kill someone without getting caught, Suicide: Why not?, Sexual Intercourse: 6 ways to stop the bleeding, Primal mating habits of the morbidly obese, Why is Daddy looking at me like that?, What you never wanted to know about your next door neighbor, 10 ways to Ruin your neighbors life, How to lose a girl in 10 seconds *by Phil J. Scherrens*, Straight Fucking: everything you want to know but don't want to ask your pastor, 10 reasons not to be mormon, 100 reasons not to be Christian, The Chronicles of Willy Wonka: Charlie gets fucked, Eating Gilbert Grape's asshole, Guns: Get your kill on, Take it from me nothing matters, Why not to drive near asians, Understaning the complex reasoning behind never letting loose, WHy people lie to themselves, Why people lie to everyone in their life, Why your parents are filthy liars, Why are you still reading this, Forgive and Forget: The Lorena Bobbit apology letters, Circumcisions: Yeah its not needed but C'mon, Lift your soul and your sack with these easy breathing exercises, Stop listening to people who believe in race, Republican VS. Democrat: Either way we're fucked, Geoge W. Bush: America's most fiscally irresponsible President, Abortions save lives, Math is for virgins, Working at the YMCA has to suck, Inuit villages are cold, Baby please don't go down to New Orleans you know i love you so baby please dont go,

Heroes:

The colonel

My Blog

Good pain

I almost killed myself yesterday while riding.. somewhere around Union street.. near the final final.. when my chain on my bike got caught in my fucking tire.. luckily I have brakes that stopped me be...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Jobs

Jobs are not easy to get.. especially when you majored in something you really had no interest in.. sadly.. for me Journalism sounds like a fine profession.. but my lack of care during college pretty ...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

Cobbs Comedy Club

Well...so far out here in California...i've done a few things...i told myself i'd stay out here as long as I had to in order to try to figure out why things suck...well..things still suck..but.they ar...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:16:00 PST

99% Shit

Well...I've Graduated..and now I realize that I must change that little thing on my profile that lets everyone know that yes I've finished that segment of my life..I have now entered the less than 1% ...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

What exactly have you been up to?

I haven't fished since the Colonel died a few years back...Thursday me and a pal went to Mott's Reservoir and fished the entire day...we caught fish...not huge ones..i think our biggest was a 11inch s...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:18:00 PST

Connecticut Assassins Association

11th seed GMU beats 1st seed UCONN..in a stunning upset at the Verizon Center...Holy fucking shit..I nearly lost my voice chanting "Here We Go Mason Here We Go"..now..i'm not the type for screaming, c...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST

Illegalize Beer...

I was like, and then they were like, and then he said like, and then she said like, and then like..right..like...totally like right like .... I would love to see frat boy rapists, rednecks, sorority...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:54:00 PST

Is you British or not?

Stuff for your blog!...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:55:00 PST

She likes it

It took me 10 minutes to memorize this...and 30 to give meaning to it....but i will never forget it... more strange than true..I  never may believe these antique fables nor these fairy toys....L...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 03:39:00 PST

Fun

Its fun being able to see and hear both sides of a bad situation...for instance..my roommates recently had a big "falling out"...Gary..my roommate and co-worker wanted a pit bull....Tom..my other room...
Posted by Philip J. Scherrens on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 08:01:00 PST