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Muffin Guts

Im like Katrina with money, I blow the shit.

About Me

Im Cristine, I need to grow up really soon.

It's a boy.

"So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It's a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that." -Snoop Dogg

Yeah, unicorns are cool...

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Being hog-tied in the back of peoples trucks isnt all its cracked up to be.Man, these guys.

My Interests

People, photography, glowsticks, gnomes, unicorns, rainbows, preety sparkly things, www.tuckermax.com , http://maddox.xmission.com/, New Orleans, Metairie, Cypress, the parking lot, music, movies, friends, pink, fire, art, the phone, microwaves, tea, flags that mark where things are supposed to go, nonchaulauntness, sappyness, marijuana, scissors, paper airplanes, polka dots, tackyness, stripes, paint pens, sharpies, wands, wings, horns, cameras, the sky, clouds, loud things, flashy lights, black lights, bright colors, Halloween, Spider Man, Venom, Carnage, identities, stickers, sharp things, bite marks, scars, Ireland, brown, green, flannels, pictures, facetiousness, odd things, weird earrings, starch, shows, bands, skanking, two way mirrors, collar bones, houses that arent flooded, kindegarten, cat collars, California, eyeliner, my sweater, my room, checkerboard, sunburns, aliens, ghosts, things that people think arent really there, peoples veiws on religion, chapstick, pencils, Marlboros, ninjas, stealth mode, The Oregon Trail, Boobah, Chauncy, Brittney, everyone one on Airline Highway, things out of the ordinary, wax, noodles, dancing monkeys, super smart people, q tips, turtles, hip bones, hands, sepia, public transportation, wife beaters, gaudy glasses, koolaid hair, The Bearnstein Bears, Barbie, Fred Elvis, dinosaurs, the bubble at St. Christophers, the Crack Alley, portable toilets, unicorns, unicorns, unicorns, funny words, arguing, dying my hair, drawing/coloring, penuttyful M&Ms, MY VICCA,
My Crackwhore

I'd like to meet:

Already found him.

Music:

Tool, Mudhoney, The Damned, The Doors The Cure, Against me!, Generation X, Union Jack, Flotsam & Jetsam, The Epoxies, The Specials, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Pretenders, Easy E, New York Dolls, The Futureheads, Bloc Party, Rancid, Dre, Teezy, The Ventures, Violent Femmes, The Shins, Guttermouth, From First to Last, Bad Religion, The Vandals, Black Sabbath, ACDC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Johnny Cash, Jefferson Airplane, Neil Young, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Crass, GG Allin, Big D and the Kids Table, Hank Williams 3/JR./SR., Ozzy, Descendents, MSI, System of a Down, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, INDK, The Dead Milkmen, The Pixies, The Velvet Underground, Rilo Kiley, Morning Glory, No Cash, Mewithoutyou, System of a Down, Sublime, Killswitch Engage, X Ray Specs, Ramones, Sex Pistols, A Global Threat, A Perfect Circle, AFI, Alanis Morisette, Anthrax, Public Enemy, Anti Flag, Black Flag, Aquabats, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Religion, Bikini Kill, Bjork, Blue Oyester Cult, Brand New, Buzzcocks, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, The Shins, CKY, Cash Money, Bright Eyes, NWA, The Mars Volta, The Faint, Tupac, Cypress Hill, Dead Kennedys, Siouxie and The Banshees, Deadsy, Fear, Flogging Molly, Frank Zappa, Free, Formaldehyde Soup, Fugazi, Tears for Fears, Ghetto Boys, Green Day, Gwar, HORSE the Band, Hot Hot Heat, Jack Off Jill, John Cougar Mellencamp, Le Tigre, Mahogany Rush, Rush, Manfred Mann, Manowar, Marcy Playground, Michael Jackson, Queen, Minor Threat, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, No Doubt, NOFX, Oi Polloi, Operation Ivy, Outkast, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Postal Service, Quiet Riot, Rancid, Primus, Oysterhead, Sonic Youth, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Semisonic, Slaughter, Snoop Dogg(old), Steppenwolf, Steve Miller Band, Streetlight Manifesto, Sugarcult, Sweet, Suicide MAchines, The Adicts, The BLood Brothers, The Clash, The Cranberries, The Distillers, The Exploited, The Kinks, The Misfits, The Slackers, The Toasters, The Unicorns, The Used, Thin Lizzy, Thrice, Thursday, Tiger Army, Tom Petty, Van Morrison, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, The Wall, Spice World, Ghost World, American History X, Napoleon Dynamite, Romper Stomper, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Dazed and Confused, Rocky Horror Picture show, The Wall, Fern Gully, Barbie in Fairytopia, SLC Punk, Donnie Darko, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Green Mile, Fantasm, Detroit Rock City, Boondock Saints, Blow, Scarface, Fight Club, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Television:

Not too much anymore.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Most Dean Koontz(The Bad Place, The Face, From the Corner of His Eye, Lightning, et cetera), Link, Grey Matter, A Clockwork Orange.

Heroes:

Victor Butler
My Jesse, brother dearest.

My Blog

President 2022

BRITTNEY FOR PRESIDENT! ambience BATTLE (1:30:05 AM): some white pregnant bitch and her 4 year old son had to get rescued from the motherfucking 9th wardFcrYsteeen (1:30:11 AM): hahahahaambience BATTL...
Posted by Muffin Guts on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 11:13:00 PST

Tourets

Me-old man, have made my conclusion. But nobody will listen anymore. Birds. Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with tourets syndrome having somehow managed to dupe their reproduc...
Posted by Muffin Guts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks to Brittney

(CHAPTER 1)Seven oclock in the morningAnd the rays from the sun wakes meIm stretchin and yawninIn a bed that dont belong to meAnd a voice yells, Good morning, darlin, from the bathroomThen she ...
Posted by Muffin Guts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST