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Schmusebaer

Bestial, yet lovable

About Me

I rule.

My Interests

Things that rock, like beef jerky and steak.

I'd like to meet:

The Nathan of the Future, who will undoubtably kick ass.

Music:

I answer on an individual basis whether a band is good. I frown upon random, senseless screaming and random, senseless patriotism.

Movies:

I'm still pissed that I wasted six bucks on Freedomland. How could Samuel L. Jackson betray me so mercilessly?

Television:

Who's Line is it Anyway, House, CSI Las Vegas, Drawn Together, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, Family Guy, WSOP, PPT, WPT

Books:

Only people with eyes read. Eyes are a crutch. I see with my crotch.

Heroes:

I am my own hero.

My Blog

Getting to know me (superficially)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:NathanBirthday:Thanksgiving Day, 11/26/87Birthplace:Omaha, NECurrent Location:NEEye Color:Blue and green ringsHair Color:BrunetteHeight:5'11''Right Handed or Le...
Posted by Schmusebaer on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:11:00 PST

Yeah, I got friggin' tagged.

However, I refuse to put my friends through such heinous trials.1. I cannot stand things near my eyes. For this reason, opthalmologists everywhere hate me.2. I will never trust a dentist working in my...
Posted by Schmusebaer on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST