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John

IM EXPRESSING MY INNER ANGUISH THROUGH THE MAJESTY OF SONG!

About Me

Just another kid who likes his poker, women, parties, football, and naps. John will go to jail for ...

Biting someone’s nipple off

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My Interests

Your mom.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Nirvana, Third Eye Blind, Incubus, OLD Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Deathcab for Cutie, System of a Down, DragonForce, Reel Big Fish, AFI, Hellogoodbye, Green Day, Disturbed, P.O.D... and whatever else I feel like hearing.

Movies:

Anchorman, Fight Club, The Matrix, Old School, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Borat, Waiting, Lord of the Rings (all 3).

Television:

The Simpsons, WSOP, Family Guy, House, The Office, and Seinfeld

Books:

The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, The Jungle, Slaughterhouse Five.

Heroes:

Batman.Anyone who was never afraid to speak up or stand up for someone else or what they believed in no matter the consequences.

My Blog

funny shit i found at midnight

Men's Rules We always hear "the rules"From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!1. Men ARE not mind readers....
Posted by John on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by John on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:46:00 PST