Jerry [Let's go Red Wings!]

I love my pets. My dog's name is Bruno. He is a Dachshund. It's pronounced docks-hund. Not dashhound, not wiener dog......Well, only if there is a joke involved. Like, "do you want to pet my weenie?" or "My wiener is long!"
..My cat...Streaky. Named after Supergirl's pet cat. He's a big one, but we don't call him Bitey.
And, my other cat, Whizzy. Named after the Legion of Superpet, and Streaky's 30th century descendant. Dorky, I know but if you know me......
I love sports. I am a huge fan of the Cleveland Browns NFL football franchise, and I am the biggest Ohio State Buckeyes fan that you will ever meet. I always make the joke (no it's not really a joke, it's true) that my two favorite college teams are Ohio State and whoever plays U of M! I hate the Wolverines! I love football so much that I am in about a dozen fantasy football leagues. I am very competitive in whatever I do, and I absolutely HATE to lose (yeah, laugh it up about me being a Browns fan. I should be used to losing, right?)
GO BUCKEYES!
GO BROWNS!
I love comic books. I read just about anything that someone tells me is good, but I am a bit of a paradox when it comes to some things. Let me start off with the comic books/graphic novels that I hate first. I HATE The Watchmen, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Sandman, V for Vendetta, I really used to hate the X Men until Grant Morrison started writing it. I hate the Punisher, and I still really, really hate Wolverine. I don't care for the Batman (ok, maybe I just hate Batman hardcore fans.....how does a batarang stop heat vision from 30 miles away?).
I DO love Superman in Action Comics, the Legion of Super-heroes, Booster Gold, the Teen Titans, Wonder Woman(even though she is a killer now), The Walking Dead, Invincible, The Astonishing Wolf-Man, Doc Frankenstein and Shaolin Cowboy (but I hate the Matrix Trilogy, figure that one out!), Ex Machina, Y the Last Man (I'm sad that it's over), the New Avengers, ANYTHING written by Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti.
I travel to comic book shows all over collecting signatures from all of my favorite artists. To help pay for my habit, I get extra books and exclusive collectibles from these shows and I sell them on Ebay. Click the Ebay banner to see the items I have for sale.
99% of my signed comics start out at $2.99! That's cover price on most of the comics. I believe in offering cheap signed comics to those fanboys, or fangirls for that matter that aren't able to make it to those shows! Check them out!
I love movies.......Obviously, The Omega Man. I love Star Wars (the ORIGINAL trilogy), I love horror and zombie movies, AND, thanks to my mom, I even like some musicals (the Sound of Music is GREAT!). I like old war movies (Kelly's Heroes, Where Eagles Dare, Battleground, The Longest Day, Sgt York, too many to list), John Wayne movies, but my favorite and GREATEST movie of all time is.........It's A Wonderful life. I won't put down why here, if you care to discuss it, you can contact me.