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keite

verbatim regurgitation is against my principles

About Me

Soubrette extraordinaire with Shirley Temple legs, a sweet soprano and wisdom coming from the heart.

My Interests

Food, water, shelter, theatre, art, Craig, booze. Not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Rich, generous, adoring fans.

Music:

Bran Van 3000, The Dickies, Operation Ivy, The Toy Dolls, Rufus Wainwright, Sufjan Stevens, Frou Frou, Jeff Buckley's Grace, Damien Rice, old Cure (up to and including Disintegration), P-Funk, Sly & the Family Stone, XTC, Massive Attack, Theivery Corporation, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, the Garden State soundtrack, Ani Difranco, Lisa Loeb, Cat Stevens, Sisters of Mercy, Modest Mouse, Ventures, Beach Boys, Ingrid Lucia, Kodo, Chico Marx Orchestra, Spike Jones, Patsy Cline, Rush, Queen, Boris the Sprinkler, Jesus and Mary Chain, Hot Hot Heat, Billy and the Boingers, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, "Figured You Out" by Nickelback, "Whiskey Girl," "The Girl All the Bad Guys Want," Josh Groban singing "Vincent (Starry Starry Night)," the occasional showtune and that hockey monkey song

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Garden State, House of 1000 Corpses, Say Anything, Caddyshack, Super Troopers, Shakes the Clown, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

Rescue Me, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, To Catch a Predator, The Muppet Show, Brak, ATHF

Books:

The Art of Coarse Acting

My Blog

I am talking to this guy on the phone right now

except it's a lady, not a guy and I might just chew my arm off to get away from this call. ...
Posted by keite on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:15:00 PST

Dreams Come True

College Senior Hopes To Turn Love Of Data Entry Into Career
Posted by keite on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:33:00 PST

oh well THAT'S JUST GREAT

Oral sex increases risk of throat cancer and if you ... have had more than five oral-sex partners in your [life], you are 250 percent more likely to develop throat cancer than some sad asshole who's n...
Posted by keite on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:39:00 PST

cirque de sirveigh

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?Oh man, I really must wash and moisturize before bed. I'm at THAT AGE.2. How much cash do you have on you?None,...
Posted by keite on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

voices from the past

This might ring a bell you if you grew up in the Bay Area during the 60s, 70s and 80s.Glue! I need glue!...
Posted by keite on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

Jose Fernando y Clara

Falcon Cam.I like it when Jose Fernando comes swooping in with a dead thing in his large talons. I hope I'm watching when the chicks learn to fly....
Posted by keite on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:45:00 PST

yes, this is exactly how it works

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian... Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by keite on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

need advice?

Ask the two Coreys [email protected] ...
Posted by keite on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

brevity

You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.No.Explaining.Not as easy as you might think.1. Where is your cell phone?Purse.3. Your hair?Needy.4. Work?Unsatisfying.5. Your father?Daddy!6. Your favorite thing?One?7. You...
Posted by keite on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

only 21 days until my birthday

KITT rides again: '80s TV legend is up for sale ...
Posted by keite on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST