Alex - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a freshman at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. I have won several nobel prizes and once single-handedly defended a small African village from an army of ferocios fire-breathing ants. I sleep with my eyes open, and in my free time I persue evildoers. I bat 1.000 and can hurl pebbles at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read every book in the library just for fun, and I can cook a four course meal with only flour, water, and a toaster oven. I have been recruited by the CIA and given advice to the Dalai Lama. I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach, but for some reason I am still single.SN: BlcShrtDefense4

My Interests

Fuck Bitches Get Money

I'd like to meet:

you.

Music:

Linkin Park, Everclear, Red Hot Chili Peppers, DMX, Buckcherry, Young Buck, Foo Fighters, Yung Joc, YoungBloodz, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Young Jeezy, Notorious B.I.G., Rick Ross, T.I.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Brave Heart, Animal House, The Matrix, Thank You For Smoking, 300

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, House, The Office

Books:

Freakonomics, Where the Red Fern Grows, Ender's Game, Big Fat Liars

Heroes:

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - Gen. George Patton"Laws which are opposed by the majority sentiment create resentments which undermine enforcement and in the end produce degeneration and crime." - Herbert Hoover