Mine looks better than Britneys profile picture

Mine looks better than Britneys

Let me tell you a little story about a man named No..........

About Me

Well I love to make people laugh!! I think that Saturday Night Live is missing out on my ass! I have an alternate personality! Her name is Franchesca Rojo! She is a Spanish hairdresser who has the hottest ass in the South! I drink Miller Lite and cuss like a sailor. I can be crude and have no class but in about 5 minutes I can be the most ladylike angel you have ever met! I work my ass off to afford my expensive tastes! Don't mind doing it cause it makes me appreciate life a whole hell of a lot more. I would give my left arm to a homeless person if I had to!! My family is my most prized possesion! Don't mess with my fam or else!! Grew up in Oklahoma City. Moved to Franklin in 98. Had the easiest time making friends. Wonder why? Cause I am really cute! HA HA HA JUST KIDDING!! I made you laugh! My favorite music is anything but if you were to put Missy Elliot in front of me I would pass out. Huge fan of reality TV! I don't care about politics! I think they are stupid. I don't get angry I just will make your life hell if you make me mad! I love to do hair! It's a cool thing that I can get paid for it! I can't stand people that think that their shit doesn't stink. I can't stand girls that dress like skanks and then rub their fake ass titties all over guys and spill their apple martinis all over you. I love to dance. Especially like an idiot. Bottom line, I am a tomboy girly girl who has a beer gut!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kathryn Lynn Carter
Birthday: June 29
Birthplace: Oklahoma City, Ok
Current Location: Franklin, TN
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Creek Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: tennis shoes
Your Weakness: shopping!
Your Fears: Flying!
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To buy a house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have only been asleep for 3 hours!
Your Best Physical Feature: my nose
Your Bedtime: normally around 1 am.
Your Most Missed Memory: All my friends in Oklahoma
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: umm not really
Have you Been in Love: i am right now
Do you want to go to College: I already graduated!!
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah, for the most part
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes!
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!
Do you play an Instrument: the piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am already what I want to be! A stylist!
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6'0
Weight: beefy!
Best Clothing Style: polished?
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: one million
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a durn thing!
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My Interests

Shopping, shopping, and more shopping! Swimming, reading magazines, talking, seeing movies

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Audioslave,Imogen Heap, 50 Cent, Cadence, Dark New Day, Incubus, Brian McKnight, Widespread Panic, Jack Johnson, Phish, Etta James, Aaliyah, Allman Brothers, Genesis, Morcheeba, Madonna, Nickel Creek, Sarah McLaughlan, Tori Amos, Thievary Corporation, Chemical Brothers, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, Dave Matthews Band, Queens of the Stone Age, and anything I can ROCK OUT TO!

Movies:

Fried Green Tomatoes, Princess Bride, She's All That, Moulin Rouge, Romy and Micheles High School Reunion, Liar Liar, Dumb and Dumber, Ray, Wizard of Oz

My Blog

Computers are so friggin difficult

So I have been trying to redo my page so it will be colorful and pretty but this is a pain in the ass!! Anyone that could lend some advice that would be nice! Ha ha I just rhymed! See ya bye!
Posted by Mine looks better than Britneys on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:54:00 PST

First one

So I am not sure how to use all of this myspace craziness but here goes a little try. So the short version is that I am a workaholic who drives too fast and says the "f" word a lot. No not really. I o...
Posted by Mine looks better than Britneys on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 09:13:00 PST