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Miss Murder

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About Me

What's there to say? I'm 22, I have an odd personality that almost everyone loves, i have 2 cats, i hate clowns and im a little bit nuts....Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.Strip mining prevents forest firesWhen women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.Who puts those "Thin Ice" signs out there???I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and missing."We are the suckiest bunch of suckers that ever sucked!" - Homer Simpson.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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My Interests

i like music. movies. STARBUCKS. ...wrestling...both pro and backyard...bedroom wrestling is fun too...lol I LOVE JEFF HARDY!!! ...all my friends...crazy ass frat parties...driving around aimlessly...the rooftop of a parking garage...the old days... i am a huge fan of hanging out with my lover, i like long walks on the beach, getting foot massages, pedicures...they are almost better than sex... ALMOST... i like to get my picture taken, and i am totally into producing music videosArt, writing, video production, working at the Haunted House, my job, music, coffee, sex, coffee, sleeping, and a few illegal things...

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I'd like to meet:

People who are nice, funny and fun, and if he were alive, Kurt Cobain

Music:

I LOVE VAST (even though not many people know about this FUCKING AMAZING ARTIST), Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Concrete Blonde, Aerosmith, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, the Austrlian Pink Floyd, The Who, The Doors, The Killers, Queens of the Stone Age, OLD Metallica, NIN, gorillaz, which is an exception! ...just abut anything i can dance, rock out or sing to...NO RAP OR RNB...YUCK

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show is my Alltime FAVE, i also like American HisX, the Long Kiss Goodnight, Bad Girls, Kingpin, Half-Baked, 10 things I HAte About You, and like 100 others...

Television:

Heros, Lost, Desprate Housewives, Bones, all the CSIs, and Late Night W/ Conan O'Brien

Books:

the TWILIGHT books by Stephanie Meyer.... Give me somthing to read and i will read it at least 4 times, i LOVE to read, V.C Andrews and Franchesca Lia Block are the best though

Heroes:

My sister (i love you Val)... the mentally handicapped...lizzie borden...captain morgan

My Blog

falling through the cracks

i dont understand people. and maybe i dont want to. not anymore. im on my little boat, and i am happy. get on the boat with me or fucking drown cuz i dont give a fuck, it took me so long to finally ge...
Posted by Miss Murder on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:56:00 PST

just another pissed off rant

ok so people SUCK especially if they are 25 years old and they act fucking 12. it is especially nice that the people around that person act like theyre also 12. grow the fuck up people, life goes on, ...
Posted by Miss Murder on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:11:00 PST

Here is a new era...

so. for those of you who have been completely oblivious these last two weeks....here goesi finally decided to listen to my heart and break up with chris. this was the right decision because he made me...
Posted by Miss Murder on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST

VAST....

ok, so the best band in the entire world totally fucking ROCKED the magic bag last night! he played ALL of my favorite songs, sounded amazing, and def. did not dissapoint me one bit! AFTER was even be...
Posted by Miss Murder on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:07:00 PST

lyrics to the soundtrack of my life....

slither firefeel desirewarm in my belly like a molten lava slusheehis facea warm placefeeling infinate and endless incompletetv screens bluemud on my shoescrawling up that hill aint easy in the rainfe...
Posted by Miss Murder on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

locked in the bathroom....

yep. im in here. maybe i will die i here. that would be cool. a blue and white tiled tomb. this bathroom sucks. but hey, its kinda like my life, that sucks too...ok. i quit my DREAM JOB because i had ...
Posted by Miss Murder on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:00:00 PST

the past is like a broken plate

i am staring into the future, stuck in the present, missing the past. i miss not having to work, staying out all night, going to school fucked up. hanging out with people that were too old for me, doi...
Posted by Miss Murder on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:08:00 PST

FUCK YOU TOO

fuck you people. you know goddamn well who you are. how about: call me when you want to hang out, not just when you need somthing, call me cuz you miss me, call me because its my fucking birthday and ...
Posted by Miss Murder on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

Lonley is the night...when you find your by yourself...

so...its late. im alone. chris still isnt back from that party he went to...and i have no car. my bearings are FUCKED hardcore on my one rear tire... i worked on it ALL DAY. the tire came off fine, bu...
Posted by Miss Murder on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST

WHAT THE FUCK???

some fucked up douch bag tried to attack me on the corner of allen and eureka...i was stopping at the light, some asshole cuts me and the guy next to me off so he can wait in line at he light first. t...
Posted by Miss Murder on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 06:07:00 PST