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Me AnnieMAL

SHOT TIME?!?!?!

About Me

"man, the last time i seen 7:00 in the morning was..... a couple nites ago..."

My Interests

whatever makes you feel good. instant gratification is human nature. the need to feel pleasure, at ease with physical and mental satisfaction. to be transported to another reality, one superior to this. a means to escape from the pains of this fucked up, day after day existence. to have altered and heightened senses, extreme highs, extreme bliss. regressing to a childlike state of ignorance and confusion. lost in a world where nothing is real, the world is far away, my life does not exist. unrecognizable. inexplicable. undeniable euphoria. what is this? what are you? what am i? whatever makes you feel good. instant gratification is human nature. the need to feel pleasure, at ease with physical and mental satisfaction. to be transported to another reality, one superior to this. a means to escape from the pains of this fucked up, day after day existence. to have altered and heightened senses, extreme highs, extreme bliss. regressing to a childlike state of ignorance and confusion. lost in a world where nothing is real, the world is far away, my life does not exist. unrecognizable. inexplicable. undeniable euphoria. what is this? what are you? what am i?

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet the bastard at Skippy who thought to put the fucking peanut butter in the fucking squeeze bottle, so that i can kick him in the nuts and then knee him in the face while he's folded over in pain because that was MY FUCKING IDEA FIRST!!!!!!

Music:

NOFX is the greatest band in the world, the beatles, strung out, thrice, AFI, pennywise, sublime, avenged sevenfold, dragonforce, atreyu, it dies today, good too go, less than jake, reel big fish, dance hall crashers, atmosphere, J5, tribe called quest

Movies:

comedies: grandma's boy, anchorman, 40 year old virgin, superbad, wedding crashers, old school, baseketball, dirty work, dumb and dumber, happy gilmore, billy madison, dazed and confused, stewie movie, clerks (1 and 2), mallrats, jay and silent bob strike back, team america drug movies: blow, fear and loathing in las vegas, SLC punk, scarface, requiem for a dream, go, half baked

Television:

friends was the best show ever made, i will challenge anyone to friends trivia. family guy is fucking pure genius. sex and the city. anything on food network.

Books:

the count of monte cristo, choke, fear and loathing

My Blog

bottomless pit

Sometimes, when you finally get what you think you've wanted all along, you realize that's not really what you've wanted this whole time, it's just a decoy of something more, something you truly want ...
Posted by i heart BJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK TOWING COMPANIES!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY GOTTA FUCKING CHARGE US $135 TO FUCKING  TOW OUR CAR... AND THEN THEY MAKE US SIT THERE, ABANDONED, CALLING EVERYONE WE KNOW TO TRY TO BEG SOMEONE FOR A RIDE TO GO GET THE MO...
Posted by i heart BJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck drugs!!!!

FUCK!!! i've spent $200 on drugs in the last 3 days!!! WHY?!?!?! i didn't make $200 in the last 3 days, i don't have that kinda money to be wasting on that shit!!!! FUUUUUCK!
Posted by i heart BJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Brand New Immortal  Turn Around

I am not a foolLove did not make me dumbSo tonight I seek the truthAm I still the only oneBaby just save faceAnd make me believe that whenYou ask me for spaceThat it's not to fit someone else in...
Posted by i heart BJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

INSOMNIA!!!!

AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm a fucking insomniac! i have a serious problem and it's really fucking annoying! i'm fucking tired and i've been lying in bed for almost 2 hours and i...
Posted by i heart BJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck me...

friday nite... first cut... wanted to rage... instead i'm sitting here in my room, by myself, drinking a six pack of bud light, (cans), fucking around on myspace, drowning in my own self-pity, while a...
Posted by i heart BJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOLY SHIT

i can't believe what a loser i am,.... i've been teasing everyone for sooo long about how gay myspace is, and now, here i am, stoned out of my mind and bored as hell at 2 in the morning with nothing b...
Posted by i heart BJ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST