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My Tank is FIGHT!

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm unremarkable.
Most people who meet me don't remember me until after the first few times. Most people who know me don't know my real name. Most people would find this to be bothersome, but most people don't do what I do.
I'm the one you come to when there's trouble. I'm the one you come to when you need someone to listen. I'm the one you come to when you need someone to talk. I'm the one to call when you need a hand with anything (anything.) I'm the one who picked you up. I'm the one who ran through a fire for you. I'm the one who caught you when you fell. And I don't care if you never know my name.
I'm not here to be remembered. I'm not here to be praised or rewarded. I'm here to help.
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My Interests

Anime, Art, Classic Novels, Comedies, DJing, Documentary, Filmmaking, Football, Gimmick Bowling, Hip Hop, Kaiju, Kung Fu Movies, Poetry, Psychology, Sketching, Writing

I'd like to meet:

I've got a lot of making up to do...I love meeting cool new people... if I could meet one cool new person every day, I'd be the richest man on Earth.

In a whole new way.

The Following People Are Too Cool to Be My Friends
I have many, many friends... but none of these people are them...

Captain Lou Albano

Bruce Boxleitner as Tron

Bruce Campbell

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

Bejamin Disraeli

Bil Dwyer

Erik Estrada

Falco

Flipper

Dennis Fong

Ashrita Furman

Bobbito Garcia aka DJ Cucumberslice

Thomas "The Hitman" Hearns

Rickey Henderson

Petr Kanko

Harvey Keitel

Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Starship Enterprise

David Lister

David Lo Pan

Marv

"Barefoot" Bob McCreadie

Moby-Dick

Mats Naslund

Jeanne d'Arc

Jesper Parnevik

President James Knox Polk

Prince, as portrayed by David Chappelle

Bill Pullman

Pythagoras of Samos

Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin

Henry Rollins

Ayrton Senna da Silva

Starscream

Alex Trebek (and his moustache) circa 1974

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Christopher Walken

Michelle Wie

Wishbone

Ickey Woods

Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute

Click to See Who Actually Associates With Me

Music:

311, 8BZaG, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Aceyalone, Aerosmith, Aesop Rock, AFI, Against Me!, Akrobatik, Alec K Redfearn and the Eyesores, Alice in Chains, Alkaline Trio, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Arrested Development, The Ataris, Atmosphere, Atoms Family, Babbletron, The Beastie Boys, Beatnuts, Beck, The Beta Band, Big Pun, Bim Skala Bim, Biz Markie, Bizzy Bone, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blues Traveler, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bone Thugz n Harmony, Busta Rhymes, C Rayz Walz, Cake, Canibus, Cannibal Ox, Chaka Demus, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, The Crystal Method, The Cure, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, Dead Fucking Baby, Deathcab for Cutie, Definitive Jux, Deftones, Del the Funky Homosapien, Digital Underground, Dire Straits, Dr. Dre, Dropkick Murphys, Easy E, The Eels, El-P, Elvis Costello, Everclear, Faith No More, Finch, The Flaming Lips, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Fu Manchu, Gangstarr, Gob, Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five, Great Big Sea, Green Day, Guster, GWAR, The GZA, The Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Ill Bill, Insight, Inspection 12, Instant Winner, Jamiroquai, Jane's Addiction, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jimi Hendrix, Jason Mraz, Johnny Cash, Kanye West, The Kinks, KRS-One, Less Than Jake, Live, Massive Attack, Matchbox 20, Mest, Method Man, MF Doom, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Moody Blues, Morris Day and the Time, Mr. Lif, MURS, Must, Nada Surf, Natalie Imbruglia, Nirvana, NoFX, Nonphixion, Notorious B.I.G., NWA, Oasis, Onyx, Ozma, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, The Pogues, Primus, Prodigy, Radiohead, The Ramones, Rancid, REM, The Rentals, Rhapsody, RJD2, Rollins Band, The Roots, Run DMC, The RZA, Saves the Day, Semisonic, Shock G, Standstill, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stranglers, The Strokes, Stronghold, Sublime, They Might Be Giants, Three Dog Night, Thursday, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Tool, TuPac Shakur, Vast Aire, Vines, World/Inferno Friendship Society

Movies:

Anything by Quentin Tarantino. Anything starring Bruce Lee. Most things directed by Kevin Smith. (You know the one I'm not talking about...), Anything Python
High Fidelity, Empire Records, Animal House, Grosse Pointe Blank, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Lost in Translation, Bulworth, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Half Baked, Army of Darkness, Office Space, Nothing But Trouble, Smokin' Aces, Sin City, Superbad, Seven Samurai, The Jerk, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Godfather trilogy, Casablanca, Goodfellas, North by Northwest, Rain Man, Major League, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, The Departed, M, Clockwork Orange, Rashomon, Fargo, Annie Hall, Die Hard, The Graduate, Little Miss Sunshine, Groundhog Day, Patton, Young Frankenstein

Television:

Thanks to the power of the DVD:Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Adventures of Pete and Pete, Andromeda reruns, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica (guilty pleasure 1), Boston Common (When is this coming out on DVD? Never.), Boston Public, Cheers, Cosby, Cowboy Bebop, Dead Like Me, Family Guy, Firefly, Fresh Prince, Futurama, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Red Dwarf, Robot Chicken, Seinfeld, South Park, Sports Night, Survivor (guiltiest of guilty pleasures 2), Undeclared, Undergrads, Venture Brothers... countless others, when I remember.

Books:

Don Quixote, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, anything by Hunter Thompson, and of course Twain

Heroes:

Mark Twain, TuPac Shakur, Rickey Henderson, Henry Rollins, Joe Montana, Zhuge Liang, Sam Guthrie, Steve Martein

My Blog

I don’t know what I did...

But whatever it was, I didn't mean to offend you or anything.. I'm sorry.  I'm an idiot.Can we at least start talking to each other again?
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:46:00 PST

Update

Now that I've taken the time to fucking breathe... I feel much better.It's all good.
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST

Thank You

For 48 hours of happiness.And now, back to your regularly scheduled reality.Ow.
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST

No Joy In Mudville

Nothing worse than stepping up to the plate with the bases loaded and striking out.God, my fan must hate me.
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST

Cat Update and Other Stuff!

Thanks to everyone who sent responses about Marmalade! I'm happy to report that Diamond has found someone to take him for a while, so everything's going to be okay on that front. I appreciate all th...
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

Help Rabbit to help Diamond help Marmalade

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Marmalade. Marmalde looks like a happy cat, but in a few weeks, he could be homeless.My friend Diamond needs to find a temporary home for Marmalade until she gets a new ...
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:34:00 PST

Total lack of understanding.

Two things I'll never, ever understand for as long as I'll live - 1. What can drive a man to beat up on a woman at all, much less one half his size.  I mean, unless she's coming at you with a gu...
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:28:00 PST

Pretty Much Every Decision I've Ever Made...

..I kind of wish I'd made the opposite.  Like George Costanza in that one episode.  He did the opposite of what he would normally do, and things worked out great for him.  I wonder if t...
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:39:00 PST

I've said it before...

... and I'll say it again: God bless the saint who invented BBQ Chicken Pizza.
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

There is no God...

...if the Hall of Fame voting keeps this shit up. Here are the stats of four retired NFL recievers.  Guess which one is NOT in the Hall of Fame: A. 336 Catches, 5462 Yards,  51 TDs, 4 Super ...
Posted by My Tank is FIGHT! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST