Anime, Art, Classic Novels, Comedies, DJing, Documentary, Filmmaking, Football, Gimmick Bowling, Hip Hop, Kaiju, Kung Fu Movies, Poetry, Psychology, Sketching, Writing
I've got a lot of making up to do...I love meeting cool new people... if I could meet one cool new person every day, I'd be the richest man on Earth.
In a whole new way.
The Following People Are Too Cool to Be My Friends
I have many, many friends... but none of these people are them...
Captain Lou Albano
Bruce Boxleitner as Tron
Bruce Campbell
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
Bejamin Disraeli
Bil Dwyer
Erik Estrada
Falco
Flipper
Dennis Fong
Ashrita Furman
Bobbito Garcia aka DJ Cucumberslice
Thomas "The Hitman" Hearns
Rickey Henderson
Petr Kanko
Harvey Keitel
Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Starship Enterprise
David Lister
David Lo Pan
Marv
"Barefoot" Bob McCreadie
Moby-Dick
Mats Naslund
Jeanne d'Arc
Jesper Parnevik
President James Knox Polk
Prince, as portrayed by David Chappelle
Bill Pullman
Pythagoras of Samos
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin
Henry Rollins
Ayrton Senna da Silva
Starscream
Alex Trebek (and his moustache) circa 1974
Samuel Langhorne Clemens
Christopher Walken
Michelle Wie
Wishbone
Ickey Woods
Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
Click to See Who Actually Associates With Me
311, 8BZaG, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Aceyalone, Aerosmith, Aesop Rock, AFI, Against Me!, Akrobatik, Alec K Redfearn and the Eyesores, Alice in Chains, Alkaline Trio, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Arrested Development, The Ataris, Atmosphere, Atoms Family, Babbletron, The Beastie Boys, Beatnuts, Beck, The Beta Band, Big Pun, Bim Skala Bim, Biz Markie, Bizzy Bone, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Blues Traveler, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bone Thugz n Harmony, Busta Rhymes, C Rayz Walz, Cake, Canibus, Cannibal Ox, Chaka Demus, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, The Crystal Method, The Cure, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, Dead Fucking Baby, Deathcab for Cutie, Definitive Jux, Deftones, Del the Funky Homosapien, Digital Underground, Dire Straits, Dr. Dre, Dropkick Murphys, Easy E, The Eels, El-P, Elvis Costello, Everclear, Faith No More, Finch, The Flaming Lips, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Fu Manchu, Gangstarr, Gob, Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five, Great Big Sea, Green Day, Guster, GWAR, The GZA, The Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Ill Bill, Insight, Inspection 12, Instant Winner, Jamiroquai, Jane's Addiction, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jimi Hendrix, Jason Mraz, Johnny Cash, Kanye West, The Kinks, KRS-One, Less Than Jake, Live, Massive Attack, Matchbox 20, Mest, Method Man, MF Doom, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Moody Blues, Morris Day and the Time, Mr. Lif, MURS, Must, Nada Surf, Natalie Imbruglia, Nirvana, NoFX, Nonphixion, Notorious B.I.G., NWA, Oasis, Onyx, Ozma, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, The Pogues, Primus, Prodigy, Radiohead, The Ramones, Rancid, REM, The Rentals, Rhapsody, RJD2, Rollins Band, The Roots, Run DMC, The RZA, Saves the Day, Semisonic, Shock G, Standstill, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stranglers, The Strokes, Stronghold, Sublime, They Might Be Giants, Three Dog Night, Thursday, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Tool, TuPac Shakur, Vast Aire, Vines, World/Inferno Friendship Society
Anything by Quentin Tarantino. Anything starring Bruce Lee. Most things directed by Kevin Smith. (You know the one I'm not talking about...), Anything Python
High Fidelity, Empire Records, Animal House, Grosse Pointe Blank, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Lost in Translation, Bulworth, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Half Baked, Army of Darkness, Office Space, Nothing But Trouble, Smokin' Aces, Sin City, Superbad, Seven Samurai, The Jerk, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Godfather trilogy, Casablanca, Goodfellas, North by Northwest, Rain Man, Major League, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, The Departed, M, Clockwork Orange, Rashomon, Fargo, Annie Hall, Die Hard, The Graduate, Little Miss Sunshine, Groundhog Day, Patton, Young Frankenstein
Thanks to the power of the DVD:Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Adventures of Pete and Pete, Andromeda reruns, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica (guilty pleasure 1), Boston Common (When is this coming out on DVD? Never.), Boston Public, Cheers, Cosby, Cowboy Bebop, Dead Like Me, Family Guy, Firefly, Fresh Prince, Futurama, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Red Dwarf, Robot Chicken, Seinfeld, South Park, Sports Night, Survivor (guiltiest of guilty pleasures 2), Undeclared, Undergrads, Venture Brothers... countless others, when I remember.
Don Quixote, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, anything by Hunter Thompson, and of course Twain
Mark Twain, TuPac Shakur, Rickey Henderson, Henry Rollins, Joe Montana, Zhuge Liang, Sam Guthrie, Steve Martein