Elephant Noir profile picture

Elephant Noir

Who Is the MEAT and Who is the BUTCHER?

About Me



I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Come see my band play July 18th at Darkside Entertainment @ Three Bears CafeI am a student of the world and the rest of the universe for that matter. I am a free spirit and philosopher. I'm a musician, and writer. I like chocolate CAke and Ninja's.... If you plan to add me please send a message first or there's a good chance my Disgruntled, Xombie Ninja's will delete you with extreme predudice, and you don't want any part of that, no siree. I keep them locked up in the basement watching re-runs of Roots all day long. its a bad scene.

My Interests

Being a Well rounded entertainer, Jamming out making music, Graphic Design, Modern Art, Parkour, Stuntwork, Stand-up Comedy, Self expression, shiny glowy things, socks, Coffee

I'd like to meet:

seriously, anybody that can play a Theremin!!! Other Musicians, Mike Patton, Vincent Gallo, Actors, Poets and people with creative minds basically people more entertaining than me.....Oh and Parker Posey, Annie Hardy so I can impregnate her and raise our children to be undefeatable ninja's.

Music:

Glassjaw, Panthers, Horse the Band, Hooverphonic, Aqui!, Amphibious Assault, Giant Drag, Lou Reed, Iron Maiden, David Bowie, The Mars Volta, Killswitch Engage, Caribou, Refused, TOMAHAWK, Waldeck, Dip set, Sneaker Pimps, MASTODON, DFA 1979, Duran Duran, Junior Boys, Between the Buried and Me, ISIS, Dilinger Escape Plan, Into Eternity, Clutch, Mewithoutyou, Outkast, Sparta, Legendary Villains, Ensemble, Aphex Theory, The Bloodbrothers, Seal, Mos Def, Ludacris, These Arms are Snakes, Linger, Vertigo, Interpol, CKY, and some other random jocks

Movies:

I like movies!!! here we go!Shadow Boxer, The Promise, Legend,The Crow, Idiocracy,CKY, Doom Generation, Clerks, The Velvet goldmine, Farewell my Concubine, Willow, Oldboy, Tom Yum Goong, Berzerk, Breakfast on Pluto, labyrinth, trainspotting, donnie darko, requiem for a dream, dead alive(braindead), Kids, Dogma, Thumbsucker, Indiana Jones, White man's burden, ghost world, empire records, Blade, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Cronos, Nightbreed, 300, Gingersnaps, Full Metal Jacket, Movies that require subtitles like The motorcycle diaries, PBS movies, cheesy horror flicks most likley found in Fangoria magazine, and other things that fit into a VCR.....or DVD player.

Television:

Most of the shows I like have been canceled. here are a couple see if you remember them. Freaky links, Kindred the embrace, Fraggle Rock, Muppet Babies, Daria, The Head and The Maxx, Liquid television, Galaxy High, Captain N The gamemaster, Hero's, Adult swim shows, Any type of learning show like Mythbusters How it's made, or Most Xtreme animals, Nick Arcade, Brave Starr, Small Wonder, Heroes, The Charmings, Mr wizard's world awwwsome!!!, Viva la bam, Attack of the show.

Books:

I am Legend, the Decent, anything H.P.Lovecraft, Divine Comedy, Arabian nights, Original Grimm fairytales, Canterbury tales, The Zombie Survival Guide, The adventures of Marco Polo, Servant of the Bones, The boys from brazil, The Autobiography of Jacky Chan, Kingdom come, Earth X-Paradise X, I'm a big fan of graphic novels.

Heroes:

Matter Eater Boy, Those geniuses who make little debbie cakes, Moleculo THE MOLECULAR MANN!!!, Bravestarrr holdin' it down for Native Americans in Space, My Mom because She's an ex police officer and will shoot me if I don't list her, and Douglas Yancey Funny nuff' said.

My Blog

Cloverfield

  A good friend of mine asked me if I saw the movie Cloverfield.  Nope!  As a proud black man I refuse to go see that film.  Why do monsters and aliens always tear up major city's?...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:54:00 PST

Madden 2K6 Killed Christmas

So yeah, Nigga's, what are you gonna do?  My christmas started off kind of raw when my plan of sleeping in was cut short by my mom.  "Wake up!  We're going to your aunts house."  S...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 10:10:00 PST

Just tests

Your results:You are Green LanternGreen Lantern 90%The Flash 80%Iron Man 80%Spider-Man 70%Hulk 70%Catwoman 65%Robin 55%Superman 50%Batman 50%Supergirl 35%Wonder Woman 35%Hot-headed. You have strong w...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST

Answer or Die!!!

answer!! 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we wi...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:49:00 PST

This is not a Poem

Burn this man, burn him with with glowing smiles, let poison tongues caress his ears, set his soul ablaze,  scew his view of lineage and let choice be his execution, truly you are dead to the wor...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST

just some tests

I am 60Metal Head.I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take theMetal Head Test@ FualiDotCom I am 55...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:34:00 PST

Finally a Poem

Is it so hard for time to stand still, as human beings we can never seem to convey the emotions that we feel, inside, words misunderstood and more often then naught  trivalized when speaking grea...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:38:00 PST

what real men do

This post has gone around and around and it's gotten to be boring i've decided to adlib alittle bit.   To every guy that walked her to her car. and mug her for gum.:::::::::To every guy that open...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:29:00 PST

1 million dollars

Ummm Yeah, this has nothing to do with money what-so-ever, for those who have yet to notice I have a new haircut.  Apparently my mom likes Death from Above 1979, Go figure huh?  Man I hate s...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:05:00 PST

Ziggy Stardust OwnsYou!!!

As the world turns into infinityand everything fades with timecities rise nations formand soon fall into entropydo we age I ask you what do we own borrowing youth from our childrensharing memories wit...
Posted by Elephant Noir on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 01:52:00 PST