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Awkward Dan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Im the coolest person you will ever have the privilage of meeting. I kick soo much ass that you will probibly have diarea. I smoke, I drink, I play videogames, I listen to music, and everything else that ultimately kicks ass. If you say im not the coolest son of a bitch to ever exist then your a liar, and need to be punished. If you agree that im a bad ass then you should add me and i will consider you one of my many fans, If you dont add me your missing out on having the coolest person alive on your myspace.myspace graphics & layouts
If you havent found out that im a sarcastic person then you probibly never will, and if you have figured that out then you probibly think that im an ass .... maybe the word bad is infront of ass but ultimately when you describe me the word ass will be utered in one way or another.

My Interests

Music, videogames, chillin, drinkin, smokin, kickin ass, helping kick ass, bein a smart ass, usin the word ass, and pizza.

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I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO CAN TAKE A FUCKIN JOKE. people who are cool like me, have similar intrests to mine, or kick as much ass as me... which is hard to do i might add. People the best think you can do around me is be yourself and ill do the fuckin same.

Music:

Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbeth, Old AFI, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Tiger Army, Sex Machineguns, Cracks, Meteors, Demented Are Go, Slayer, any and all Psycobilly. Sick of it All, Against All Athority, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Black Flag.... Punk in general.

Movies:

HORROR!, Action, Kung Fu films... mostly old stuff, a bit of anime, and some Cult shit, B- movies and made for tv sifi channel shit. mainly because its funny.

Television:

MXC, Venture Bros, Frisky Dingo, Scrubs, Family Guy, CSI, History Channel, Travel Channel, Discovery Channel.

Books:

Fight Club, Grendel, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. Haunted, Choke, I Am America and So Can You. The Alphabet of Manliness.

Heroes:

ME, Bruce Campbell, Hamburgler, Anthony Bourdain