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el guapo

Lifes a bitch then you die thats why we get high!

About Me

Stuck in virginia and bored out of my mind!!!!!! Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts
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Name: joey/jose torres
Birthday: june 14 1985
Birthplace: San antonio tx
Current Location: mean streets of chesapeake
Eye Color: brown poo coloration
Hair Color: black
Height: bout 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: rights my trigger hand
Your Heritage: Hispanic latin lover
The Shoes You Wore Today: nikes
Your Weakness: you dont show weakness
Your Fears: crazy ass white dudes that blow shit up and chicks taller than me
Your Perfect Pizza: supreme gotta have it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pick up where k fed left off
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sup pimp
Thoughts First Waking Up: work blows
Your Best Physical Feature: my natural tan
Your Bedtime: depends what day and if i took nap time
Your Most Missed Memory: my peeps and family back home
Pepsi or Coke: RC cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Krystal burger
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long island ice teas son
Chocolate or Vanilla: cookies n cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappucinno
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: Nah not really im in da military
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: shit there aint no better
Do you get Motion Sickness: on big boats but you can take pills for that
Do you think you are Attractive: yea
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: nah not really
Do you play an Instrument: guitar gets me laid
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah lots
In the past month have you Smoked: yea tsk tsk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: generic ones
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: it sucked
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah i should though
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ?
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: definitely
Ever been Beaten up: no perfect record!!
Ever Shoplifted: yeah haha
How do you want to Die: while getting laid shell never forget me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ME
What country would you most like to Visit: australia gonna jack me a koala
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green and hazel
Favourite Hair Color: dark red
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: shorter than me
Weight: as long as she looks good
Best Clothing Style: punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: my mom would cry
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 4 with more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: shit i aint dead or in jail so im cool
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My Interests

Rocking Hard, Rock-n-roll, finding new ways to rock, chillin with my buds back home and anywhere else they are!
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Joey Diamonds
People Iced: Thirty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Four
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: The Bull
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