WHAT CAN ONE SAY TO SUCH A STATEMENT? I'M ME. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. IT TAKES ALOT TO COMPLETELY PISS ME OFF. I HATE HUMANS. I COULD CARE LESS WHAT ANYONE THINKS ABOUT ME. I TRY TO FOLLOW MY PATH AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND LEAVE THE REST TO FATE.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chain gun
Your Favorite Target: Cops
Your Kill Count: 1,015,361,335
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 9
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $203,953,755,994,651
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 61%
Quiz created with MemeGen !Go me, although I would of liked to use chainsaws and hammers, and I wouldn't narrow my body count field to that of only cops.DEAD!! YOUR GOD IS DEAD!! FOOLS YOUR GOD IS DEAD!!!!
BIOGRAPHY
What is your full birth name? I killed my name in spite
What is your date of birth? 12-1-77
Where were you born? Utican't N.Y.
What are your parents' names? Gerald and Regina
How many siblings do you have? How old are they and what are their names? Amanda..Lisa..and Nicole sleeps
What's your hair color? Sometimes black..sometimes brown
What's your eye color? Blue
How tall are you? 5-10
How much do you weigh? 333 pounds lol
What size shoe do you wear? Size 666!!! Ah, fun with numbers
What's your house look like? How many bedrooms, bathrooms, etc.? Apt. 1 bath, 1 bedroom, all cool
How many pets do you have? What are they and what are their names? I wish I had a cat, I'd call her Absu
What's your marital status? Very happily married
FAVORITES
Animal? Cat
Color? Black
Sport? Sports are for the simply distracted
Artist/ Group? Morbid Angel
Movie? Dawn of the Dead
Actor? Myself...at work
Actress? Anna Malle!! She rocked in Sex Trek
Food? Beer
Drink? Liquer
Restaurant? Don't remember
Car? I got one, so what?!
School subject? Heh, school
Cologne/ perfume? They all suck
Television show? House. I don't have cable, but still, it's good
Television station? What a dumb fucking question
Radio station? NPR
Vacation spot? I'm living in it
Clothing store/ brand? I love gap. Gap is so cool I could die.
Holiday? National Gift Giving day
THIS OR THAT?
McDonalds or Burger King? Either one kills ya
Pepsi or Coca-Cola? Water
Cell phone or the Internet? Internet
Movies or television? Movies
Board games or cards? Why not both
MTV or VH1? VH1
Horror or comedy? Horror
Summer or winter? SUMMER Winter is death
Dogs or cats? Cats
Appetizers or dessert? Fuck it, mix'em
Concerts or gigs? Retarded question
Parties or get-togethers? Party constantly!!
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Beer, vodka, or wine? Same as appetizers or desserts
1970s or 1980s? 80s 80s 80s
Rain or snow? Rain
Mario or Luigi? Luigi!! He's mental from being negected.
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or Jessica Simpson? Hell, why not kill all three?
Drunk or high? Drunk
Day or night? Night
Black or white? Black
CDs or mixes? Cds, support the damn band!
Corvette or Mustang? Why?
Reality shows or sitcoms? Vomiting
HAVE YOU EVER?
Been high? How about any other drugs? Care to mention? I've been all kinds of stuff
Been drunk? Suprised I'm not right not. Where's my damn beer?!!
Stolen something? What was it? Yeah, but it was more fun to have people steal for me
Gotten in a fist-fight? NO, I'm a pacifist
Had sex? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, probably
Vandalized someone's property? Yup
Ran over an animal? Nope
Trespassed? Yup
Wished death on someone? Just about every person in the human race
Told your parents you hated them? When I was young and stupid
Been fake to someone? No, being fake sickens me
Flew on an airplane? Yeah
Broken a bone? If so, what was it? Left arm
Been in a car accident? I got ran over by a car, and in a crash last year
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Do you find yourself attractive? No
Are you a jealous person? No
What do you want to be when you get older? Dream job? To draw for a living, dream job? Random Murderer
What's your cumulative grade point average? I don't know......2
What's the meanest thing you've ever said to anyone? Mean is in the eye of the beholder, I never said anything to anyone that they didn't deserve
Do you fart, burp, etc. in front of your friends? How about in front of anyone? Sure why not
If you had to go on a reality show, what one would it be? The Running Man
Who are your top 3 male and top 3 female friends? Blah blah blah and ble ble ble
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? How many and where? 6 Tats on right arm
Do you like drama? Not in my life
What do you think is your best feature - physical & personality? Not a big fan of the self
Would you change for someone you liked? Change is for the weak willed
Would you rather be physically or mentally hurt? I've had enough of both for 3 lifetimes
What do you appreciate most in life? My beautiful wife
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