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About Me

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? That was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner. Karma. That's when I realized I had to change. So, I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and one by one I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Jien.
Jien Cheng's 10 Things You Didn't Know About Me
1. On a high school math test, Jien Cheng put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jien Cheng solves all his problems with Violence.
2. They call me the "Candyman" cuz my moves are so sweet!
3. Jien Cheng's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jien Cheng.
4. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jien Cheng. Sounds like a fair fight.
5. Jien Cheng can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Jien Cheng once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
7. Jien Cheng doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Chengwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jien Cheng. No virus has ever attacked Jien Cheng's PC. EVER!
8. There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jien Cheng way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
9. Jien Cheng does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jien Cheng never fucks up.
10. Jien Cheng wasn't born, he was unleashed.

My Interests

sitting at home staring and talking to the wall! reading magazines while taking a shit, sitting in my car while the bass is making a life of its own, eating, sleeping, some more eating, d/l, rent, buy porn (hell yeah!) i'll finish this later, mosquitoes are making lunch outta my ass!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone! Not too picky, but can be also! As long as you breath, eat, and sleep you're fine. Having breasts and female reproductive organs are a plus!!

Music:

Michelle Branch, Sarah Maclachlan, Norah Jones, Dido, Earth, Wind, and Fire, The Temptations, Garbage, We Are Scientist, Nada Surf, Hot Hot Heat, Green Day, Velvet Revolver, Strays Don't Sleep, NIN, Morninghead, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Franz Ferdinand, Gwen Stefani, The Killers, Whitney Houston, Real McCoy, Smashing Pumpkins, All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Kelly Clarkson, The Wreckers, Youth Group, Shout Out Louds, Mariah Carey, The Go! Team, Matt Pond PA, Arctic Monkeys, The Ramones, Bad Religion, Incubus, Rage Against the Machine, Angels & Airwaves, Nine Black Alps, Ok Go, Snow Patrol, The Fray,

Movies:

Dumb and dumber (#1 movie of all time), Porn, Office Space, Old School, Porn, Rocky series, Rambo series, Finding Nemo, Shrek 1 and 2, Scarface, The Lion King (No it's actually good!), Porn, Garden State, The entire Lord of the Rings Set, Porn, Man on Fire, 10 Things I Hate About You, Hero, Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Monsters Inc, Porn, Incredibles, Basic, Aliens, The Rock, Face/Off, Ghostbusters, Down To You, Porn, A Walk To Remember, I Love Huckabee's, Napoleon Dynamite, Porn, Zoolander, The Notebook, Elizabethtown, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Wimbledon, Remember the Titans, Replacement Killers, Porn, Half Baked, Collateral, Kingdom of Heaven, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Snatch, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, The Girl Next Door, Lord of War, Devil's Rejects, Wedding Crashers, Fight Club, Training Day, Eurotrip, Ray, March of the Penguins, 40yr Old Virgin, Mr & Mrs Smith, In Good Company, Red Eye, Underworld 1 & 2,

Television:

Everybody loves Raymond, Family Guy, 24, Scrubs, One Tree Hill, LOST, Simpsons, The Office, Oprah Show

Books:

the only thing i read are the assigned reading for school, and whatever pops up in my face! ex. road signs, the words on the computer screen, etc

Heroes:

Tyler F*ckin Durden.... wut an absolute badass and the top of my list.... *drum roll* me MOMMY of course!!!

My Blog

What a Day!!!

Hello All. I am new to this group; however I am not new to carrying [a firearm]. I have been carrying for awhile now. I have lived my entire life by the traditional Republican values (yes I said I am...
Posted by Jien on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:35:00 PST

Please read!

To anyone who reads this, I will be participating in the MS150 this year which is a fundraising ride for multiple sclerosis. It spans 2 days over 150miles. My goal is to raise at le...
Posted by Jien on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST

My new dream in life!

well it was about 12am when me and my friend harry decided that we are gonna become independent contractors/hitmen. This has been a dream of ours for awhile now. Not only do we consider ourselves entr...
Posted by Jien on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

October 18, 2002 - Another boring friday and realized something also....

well it's another boring ass friday night, sitting here on this computer and talking to the wall again. Wish there were something to do, but gettin' old so there's nothing to do! Just finished reading...
Posted by Jien on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trying to figure out the meaning of life!

I woke up this morning thinking why the hell did i wake up for? I purchased the Norah Jones cd, and to my surprise it's a badass cd. Something to listen to after school, work, and anything stressful. ...
Posted by Jien on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what a wonderful day!

it all started when i was leaving for school when some black dude tries to cross the street. little did he know that i'm not gonna stop for him, so it's either he moves for the 3000lb machine, or i mo...
Posted by Jien on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST