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Chris

has anybody on here not seen my arse yet????

About Me


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--Info--
Name:: kennneth the smeghead
Nicknames:: aparently some people call me chris.
Birthplace:: a hospital
Current Location:: in the depths of hell! (or the office)
Hair Color:: brown
Eye Color:: blue
Height:: 5.11 ish
Weight:: under 11 stone. (dont know exactly)
Tatoos?:: no
Piercings?:: no
Overused Phrase:: bollocks!
--Your--
Bedtime:: whats that?
Best Physical Feature:: my eyes
Most Embarassing Moment:: last night probably, i will kill matthew, i will
Most Missed Memory:: not being tired
First Thought When You Wake Up:: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Weakness:: boots. it will always be boots
Best Friends:: me :(
Goal For The Year:: not to piss stacey off
Greatest Fears:: pissing stacey off
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: coke
McDonalds or Burger King...: burger king. just for the double whopper
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla...: chocy
Water or Milk...: water
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: coffee
Hugs or Kisses...: both!
Cats or Dogs...: erm.... generally dogs, but my cat beats them all
Summer or Winter...: summer
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: rom coms (yes im a big girl)
Love or Money...: love
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: green
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: dont mind,
Perferred Hair Color:: dark.
Short Hair or Long Hair...: not too short
Perferred Height:: doesnt matter
Perferred Weight:: as long as shes happy with it, dont cae
Looks or Personality...: personality
Hot or Cute...: cute
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: erm..... dont care really
--Favs--
Number:: 7
Food:: spag bol
Type of Music:: rock
Candy:: snickers (i miss download....)
Color:: blue
Animal:: komodo dragon
Drink:: guiness!!!
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: eyes or bum. depends which way shes facing
Movie:: i cant answer that!
Past Time:: Working at sports soccer.But not when we were working
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: yes
Smoked?: no
Been Beaten Up?: no recently
Bullied Someone?: no
Skinny Dipped?: yes. not doin that again
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: yes
Toliet Papered Someones House?: no
Played Poker W/ Money?: yes
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no. wonder if i could do that to someone......
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: see previous annswer
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yeah
Went Camping?: yep
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: o yeah
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: no
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: erm..... thats a private story
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: did last nite
Danced In The Rain?: yep
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: all the time
Been On Stage?: yep
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: yeah
Been To A Nude Beach?: no
Cursed In Church?: no
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: probabaly
Burnt Yourself?: everytime i make tea at work
Been Dumped?: yep
Dumped Someone?: yeah
Been In Love?: yes
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: I wouldnt have said TOO old
Wanted To Be A Model?: no
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: no
Bought Lottery Tickets?: yep
Made Out In A Car?: yep
Cried During A Movie?: yes (it was amageddon and i was drunk!)
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: yep
Made Love On The Beach?: no.
Shoplifted?: no
Seen Someone Shoplift?: yes (i was a security guard at sport soccer. dont laugh its not funny)
Hung Up On Someone?: yes
Yelled At Your Pet?: yes. she bit me and shes get very jealous
Gotten Seasick?: nope
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: yes
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: no
Stalked Someone?: erm...... i may have done and not known it. o and i stalk price. he looks great in his jimm jams
Had A Stalker?: yes. no i cannot talk about it im still scared now.
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: yes. lol!
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: im embarrased by everyone in my fammily
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: no
Protested?: no
Been To An Island?: no
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: all the time
Screamed In A Library?: yes.
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: yes
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: no. i missed that by 11 minutes
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: yes, my brain
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: yes
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: no
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: yes. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Threw Up In School?: o yes.
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: yes
Wore Something You Hated?: yes
Wore Something To Match Someone?: no. never done that
Been To A Luau?: bless you
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: at them as well
Been On TV?: yes. i stood on it to reach a lightbulb
Been Outta The Country?: only once :(
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: yes. but it was matt
Won A Pool Game?: yes
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: o yeah
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: work yes
Dieted?: no, i would die if i lost anymore weight
Had An Eating Disorder?: no
Cheated On Your Other?: no
Been Cheated On?: apparently, shes changed her mind bout it
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: not that i know of......
Tanned Topless?: yes. i got my boobs out
Been Strip Searched?: once, just for fun
Been On A Plane?: yep
Been On A Cruise?: nope
Been Pantsed In Public?: dont know what that means. but probably
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: yes, bob remembers that dont you?
Broke Someone's Heart?: possibly
Sung In The Shower?: yes
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: o yes. never go on ebay whenn your drunk. its ends in tears. usually yours
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: yes. like last nite
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: yes
Been Walked In On While Showering?: yes
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: nope
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: yes.
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: no
Been In Detention?: yes. for not underlining with a ruler. what a bitch
Feel Off A Roof?: actually no. ill put it on my to do list....
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: no, buts thats a damn good idea.
Been In A Wreck?: had a crash, but my car definatly came off best
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: no
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: yes. and work
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: my sister
Been Shot?: with a paintball yes. i hate pete by the way, shot me in the face. and i was on his team
Had A Water Gun War?: yes
Been Arrested?: no, but i had a ride in a police car
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: yes
Country You Wanna Visit:: new zealand
Way You Wanna Die:: peacefully
Like Thunderstorms?: if im inside yes
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: no
R U A Health Freak?: yes, bt more the second bit
U Think Ur Attractive?: not particually
Do You Believe In Yourself?: yes. yes i do
Wanna Get Married?: someday
Wanna Go To College?: already been
Shower Daily?: erm.... i lead a busy life
Want Kids?: yes
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: a bit late for that question
Do U Hate Anyone?: yes. Lee Ryan. and Barney the dinosaur. And Matt
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: actually, yes i can!
Do You Think You Can Sing?: no i dont
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yes
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: yes.
Can You Whistle?: yep
Can You Walk In High Heels?: despite what you may here about me, ive never tried
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: no. i had a spoonful of madras, and i though i was giving birth
Can You Multitask?: yes
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: no
Do You Spit?: no
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: to not need sleep
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: i dot what its called, i only put it on after i shaved
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: the one my nan buys
What's Your Favorite Scent?: petrol (!)
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: no.. life wouldnt seem as important
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My Interests

playingmy guitar (badly) films, downloading music, football, tennis

I'd like to meet:

people who aint shallow, or chavs, or my sister, or dont smell, What Kind of Emo Kid are You?
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Music:

blink 182, lost prophets, new found glory, Hoobastank, yellowcard, bowling for soup, fall out boy, simple plan, Linkin Park, Metallica, Paramore, Kelly Clarkson, and the Tweenies ..

Movies:

aliens, memento, donnie darko, back to the future, face/off, shaun of the dead, shes all that(!), notting hill(!) Die Hard, Taxi (french verison) Serenity (fucking ace buy the dvd) Indiana jones trilogy, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Fast and the furious, pitch black, underworld, Spiderman 1&2, xmen, and most things with jim carrey in it (except ace ventura 2)

Television:

coupling, red dwarf, spaced, 24, scrubs, firefly

Books:

anything by terry pratchett, and similar fantasy things

Heroes:

bill oddie, keith chegwin, david hasselhoff. ( i dont really have any)

My Blog

My weekend...

....was pretty damn good i have to say! Went to brighton with my ladyfriend and it was really nice, didnt even rain or anything, was quite sunny. Took us an hour to find the fucking hotel, but called ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

I want a Wii. Or do I?

Im tired and bored. But now the bad news. My ps2 is boring me so i am going to get a new console after Christmas (cause ive still got to finish shadow of the collesus and Silent Hill 4. actually ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

FREEDOM!!!!!

Grandparents buggered off in the early hours so two weeks of relaxation, sleeping and being a messy bastard. YAY!!!!! Your all welcome around to revel in my filth and drink booze, fart about, and act ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

WEEK OFF!!!!!!!!

Ive got seven days off work. Now what do i do with em.... Idea 1. Sleep Idea 2. Sleep a bit more Then i get stumped. Gimme some ideas. clean or depraved, dont mind which. O and big shout out to all th...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:15:00 PST

lets go on holiday

I've just has some good news. Im getting a tiny little pay rise as of next months, which works out to about and extra 10 pints a month. Great! However what is twice as good is that is that at the end ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST

The destruction of my playlist

I think i am witnessing the death of the really cheesy music i have on my playlist to piss everyone one off. Firstly, the two best all girl guitar playing pop groups (ok the only two) have virtually b...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST

My jeep has gone.....

but i got a golf gti instead *dances like a twat. picture to follow. itsfast as fuck!!!! and it was only 1400 quid!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Chris on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:02:00 PST

My stupid fucking job

Ive just had a disciplinary at work FOR FARTING!!!!!!!!!!! This is completely serious, i was file noted (goes in my file) for my flatuence. i was asked whether it was medical, i said that i had spent ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:07:00 PST

Prize Quiz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello people i have a competetion to announce, and one of you WILL win a fantastic prize. All you have to do is this very simple task! Somewhere hidden in my profile is a picture of a feathery bird. ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:33:00 PST

Camping insanity

Me being an impulsive fellow decided to buy a tent from e bay at work today, as i will be going on at least two camping trips in the coming months. I thought id get myself a decent one that could fit ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST