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Timaui: A Post Apocalyptic Fairy Tale

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Maui I am the Commander of the armies of the Stuffed... oh yeah and I'm a teddy bear... This adorable puppy on my lap is Tim, yeah I know he's cute and cuddly... but he is also one of the most dangerous pups I know. He's tired and taking a nap right now because he just killed five navy seals. We're here to protect the present from the future.

My Interests

being adorable... and killing things

I'd like to meet:

The Care Bears... there will be a reckoning...

Music:

Elmo's greatest hits, slayer, Kidz songs, Analcunt.

Movies:

Munich

Television:

Smurfs, Band of Brothers

Books:

BABAR!!! Wild Animus

Heroes:

Winnie the Pooh, Milo and Otis, Stormin' Norman!

My Blog

We have moved

TiMaui has moved into their own pad! That's right you better start a fucking revolution! For those of our friends who haven't seen the place give us a call sometime so you can see it.
Posted by Timaui: A Post Apocalyptic Fairy Tale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

zombie hitler

Here's a thought bring Hitler back in zombie form. We need a zombie like him around. Other historical figures to bring back in zombie form. Zombie Mussolini Zombie Stalin Zombie Lenin Zombie Kai...
Posted by Timaui: A Post Apocalyptic Fairy Tale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Old Custer

One of my favorite books is Old Custer. The premise for the book is simple, you see everyone knows that Custer died at Little Big Horn what this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't. Here is an exce...
Posted by Timaui: A Post Apocalyptic Fairy Tale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Future reference

here's a little guide for all you lovely female prospects interested in feeling the might of the Tim or Maui experience.
Posted by Timaui: A Post Apocalyptic Fairy Tale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST