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Kevin

GEEZER ALERT!

About Me

I'm a loser for being here, then again so are you!One day there was a Pop-tart box sitting on the counter & on one side of the box is an advertisement for another flavor of pop-tarts. I saw the advertisement & thought that was what was in the box and tore open a package only to find out it's strawberry & not whatever flavor I thought it was. I started bitching about them packaging the wrong ones in the box. Then my wife turned the box around and told me how stupid I was. As I was leaving the room she said: "The guy can write multimillion dollar real estate contracts & can understand page after page of legal mumbo jumbo, but he can't read a Pop-tart box"Story of my life, Kevin.

My Interests

Raising decent kids, shooting guns, sailing, & fast cars.

I'd like to meet:

The Pope is the most important man on the planet. Jesus personally set it up that way.

Music:

The Fixx ROCKS!, Frank Sinatra & Music of your life @ 920 A.M. or www.musicofyourlife.com-40's at it's best!

Movies:

Chevy Chase, John Candy, Steve Martin. Comedy all the way!

Television:

Get a life! Television is the devil's church. I unplugged cable 13 years ago & haven't missed it once. Time is something you can't get back, so why waist it on T.V.?

Books:

Anything with lots of pictures.

Heroes:

My wife.