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Morfojin

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About Me

I think a lot, probably too much. I think about thinking (hence the neuroscience). I Smoke. I’m also on addicted to myspace, facebook and wikipedia. My DJ name is Phlambeaux on KSDT Radio and also my handle on myspace. I like new things - ideas, people, experiences, places and such. Ill try anything twice. Perhaps thrice. I like learning about everything. I sing in my car. I have a love hate relationship with music. I have trouble explaining myself sometimes. For instance, my ‘love hate relationship with music’. What the hell does that even mean? If you get me drunk I will dance for you and probably show you my nipples because you are my friend. I want to change the world and be socially responsible. I want to write a book. I want to pierce my bellybutton. Some say that would make me a homo. But that’s the whole point; I want to be the only strait guy with a bellybutton piercing. I love the gays. My whole family is fuckin awesome. I was born Jewish but I don’t follow any religion cause it’s pretty much stupid, no offense intended. I plan to have a mohawk for as long as 'the man' allows me to. But once I gain respect in the world of research or something Ill grow it out again. So if in a few decades you hear about some scientist with a mohawk curing cancer or AIDS...yeah, it’s probably me. If these goals in life don’t work out I can rely on plan ‘P’: become a modern day pirate. My pirate friends and I will steal a world class speed yacht and EMP device to freeze all the electronics running a cargo ship on the high seas and plunder it using low tech weapons, like cannons and sabers. We will also pillage and rape various indigenous peoples and hang out in Somalia while there is still no government to speak of that could get in our way. ANARCHY DUDE! We will probably be labeled terrorists but I insist we are just sea lubbin buccaneers. During down time I guess I would just sit on the poop deck, listen to some good ol' timey punk rock music and sip on some spiced rum. Yep, a pirates life for me. ARRRR!

p.s. Anarchy is a retarded idea

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My Interests

surfing, neuroscience, science in general, punk rock, shows, electronica, raves, sociology, trips taveling and tripps, dark comedy, KSDT radio, sub/counterculture, politics, bass, hookah, the desert and talking to bums. i collect sunglasses and drink tea.

Music:

Timbre turns me on. Obnoxious music and dissonance. The only music I don't like is most pop, country, r&b, smooth jazz and happy hardcore

Movies:

the fifth element, fear and loathing, rocky horror, fmj, and baseketball are probably among the best films ever made. seriously. But more generally i like dark comedies, foreign film, and basically anything else that strays from the hollywood norm and/or might actually make you think a little. And of course The Big Lebowski:

Television:

i dont have a lot of time for tv but i like some stuff on comdey central, adult swim, PBS, BCC, discovery... and project runway.This is the best show on TV:
I just saw this and thought "this is going strait on my myspace" - Yo Gabba Gabba

Books:

the man who mistook his wife for a hat, the blank slate, real ultimate power, heart of darkness, 2001: a space odessey, the big book of hell, acid house, the bible (jkjk) and lots and lots of textbooks. i would like to read a lot more but im a slow reader. the doctor says im lysdexic, so i dont have time for fiction.

Heroes:

Ninjas and pirates, Mates of State, Jeff Monson, and my cat Izzy Stardust. He fetches, opens doors and survived a coyote attack.and of course my own personal messiah, Eugene Hutz:

My Blog

Wales

August 22nd: I finish my internship this week and will be traveling around UK for the rest of my time here. the plan is Pembroke (West Wales) for some surfing, the Dublin, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Newcaste...
Posted by Morfojin on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:38:00 PST

I resign

I just resigned from a bunch of myspace groups that i never even knew i joined. - Stitchin' Bitches- Gai Boiz Unite- Wiccan Vampirism- "heart" Pugs "heart"- xxxchurch.com- Jesus is my Homeboy- Cool Ga...
Posted by Morfojin on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

Life saving info: A healthier way

A nice homeless fellow gave me this note in the subway station in New York.We had a lovely chat and i gave him $5 and 40 pesos. I hope this helps you as much as I. ...
Posted by Morfojin on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

on being mentally ill

"There is...a whole system of morality attached to clothes and more epecially to fashion, a system different from and frequently at variance with that contained in out laws and our religion. To go to ...
Posted by Morfojin on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST

Can you answer all 22 questions about your number 1?

1) What's their name?KSDT Radio2)Do you trust them?with my life3) Where did you meet them?near to that lump of grass near the G-store in the old student center4) How old were you when you first met?19...
Posted by Morfojin on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

UP YOURS, PLUTO!

deep down, i think it always bothered me that Pluto was a planet. Its a true astomomical piece of shit. A distant lumpy rock amoungst giants. So i was thrilled to hear that the scientific community fi...
Posted by Morfojin on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:55:00 PST

release the dragons!

suck on my robins eggs and eat my dragons nest cause im the worlock and your in my realm, bitch release the dragons!
Posted by Morfojin on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:29:00 PST

you know...whatever

you do what you like to do, and ill do what i like to do, ok? but you're a sucker. your're gettin fed this lie about how, like, you're gonna life forever or whatever. no. you're gonna die. someone wil...
Posted by Morfojin on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 06:43:00 PST

where the fuck is ryan?!?!?!?

ive been in thailand for the past few days, since i was finished with finals. ive been in bangkok chekin out the sites and just flew into phuket to relax at the beach from bangkok's fast paced city li...
Posted by Morfojin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we are all just a bunch of STDs

the idea that babys can be seen as yet another std is not very new and is widely accepted as truth. but that means that we are all stds too. big overgrown stds that burst out of the abdomin of our hos...
Posted by Morfojin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST