Chris

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I'm a student at Leeds Uni doing Creative Writing, although I probably should be doing something else. Im really interested in music and comedy and spend most my free time either drinking or playing guitar.I was born in Sheffield where i've spent most of my life being in and around the place. Love it, its ace, except the number of chavs seems to be increasing, but I guess they provide some entertainment every once in awhile; Ive now moved into my house in Leeds, where on the first day I moved in I was asked by a door to door salesmen if I wanted Volcano Insurance. He said he was intending to offer me handsome cream but could see id already bought out the whole store. His argument was that I should buy the insurance because his Uncle who's a "Real Whizz" with volcanos, said he thought one was coming this way. I invited him in on the grounds that I too have an Uncle. I asked him how much this volcano insurance would cost me.He said"Oh lets say $200""$200!? Thats almost as much as I spent on all that handsome cream!" I love music, Radiohead are by far my favourite band and Thom Yorke is my hero. Ive played the guitar for about 7 years or something. No where near as good as I should be, but you can always do better in everything. Im just quite lazy. I like to sing more then I like playing instruments nowadays, although id love to have a piano and some more guitars.I hate shit lyrics in songs.I really cant be bothered to write any more on this, I love Spaced...I only genuinely hate one person...Im worried about Global Warming...I read newspapers...I dont watch television because I dont have one in my room...I dont smoke, or take drugs...I drink occasionaly...I love performing...I need time by myself every once in a while...I dislike people who stand too close when they talk to you...I dont like seafood, although I wish I did...I love cheese...Sweets do nothing for me...Chocolate doesnt count as sweets, but im still not going to rave about it...I drink diet coke rather then normal coke...Coke over pepsi...I hate having to wake up for things, unless its to find out that thing has been cancelled and I can go back to bed...I do love kissing...Im a paranoid at times, but not overly...I dont like how I feel helpless about events that will almost certainly effect the way I live in some way...I love song writing when its going well...Hate it when I wake up with a sore throat...Cant stand being ill...I dont like what a soldier is, although I understand the need for them to exist...Im definately overprotective...I hate the yob culture thats swept the world and I hate perverts, drunks and people of an aggressive nature, they really bother me...Dont sleep enough really...I dont feel comfortable around people who are racist, homophobic or homosexual...jUsT KiddingIm completely and totally in love with a girl called Frankie who I hope to travel the world with some day and go on all kinds of adventures. To receive affection of a girl like her is the best feeling in the world.The darkest song I can think of;FITTER, Happier More Productive COMFORTABLE On Sundays Ring Road Supermarket FOND BUT NOT IN LOVE Still Kisses With Saliva A PIG IN A CAGE ON ANTIBIOTICSI always knew Stephen Hawkins would break into the music industry.The happiest song was; There she goes by The La's until I realised it was about heroin abuse. Chasing Through My Veins.Turns out I was lying when I said I couldnt be arsed. But im not changing it.The best thing in my life at the minute is my amazing girlfriend Frankie,